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#199381* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nick: So
How's the peg like?
I just woke up... and that was supposed to be how are you doing
lol
me: omg. go to bed |
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So make no mistake and fap up the channel
I'm Fappy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be? It's a mirage!
I'm fapping on your face it's sabotage! |
#204707* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ryaison> Mah= a combination of meh/yeah. No i swear, look it up...its written in wikipedia...in invisible text...and behind the cannot find request font |
#205696* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> Put me in, coach
<pitz> I'm ready to play
<pitz> And be gay
<pitz> Way gay |
#208784* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sefiroth> Hehe Jesus Fishy <><
<Wirefish> Seffy don't be religious
<Sefiroth> I hate peoepl with the Jesus fish
<Sefiroth> It's so retarded
<Wirefish> me too
<Wirefish> who the fuck made it up anywya
<Sefiroth> I mean
<Sefiroth> Are they trying to impyl that Jesus was a fish?
<Sefiroth> Or that he'll be reborn as a fish?
<Sefiroth> How the hell will he defeat Satan? |
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Mr. Owl says: If you want to be my lover, you've got to something something.
Mr. Owl says: Something something something something never eennnds.
Mr. Owl says: if you want to be my lover, you've got to something something
Mr. Owl says: something
Mr. Owl says: something
Mr. Owl says: smsdf
Mr. Owl says: sdffffffffffffffffffffff
Asmo says: D: |
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* Animeking has joined ##windows
<Animeking> Guys
<Animeking> Help D:
<Serval> 90% of windows users are girls
<Animeking> ok...Comment: Good to know.
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<Intergage> I have attempted to get my quotes added to the two major qdb sites..
<Dudzy> lol
<Intergage> Fuck this, I hate you all.. Bash.org, qdb.us... Go die. |
#225786* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Good site/ThanksComment: Good site/Thanks
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#227570* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[℮ďđįễ]: i'm failin
[℮ďđįễ]: g
Two Point Oh: Obviously |
#230994 (0/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Markaci> $500 for a fscking loafer?
< Markaci> I clicked the link expecting a shoe that tied itself.
<+Bacon> Markaci: its a Salvatore Ferragamo 'Raphael' Loafer
<+Bacon> Markaci: it does, it has no shoe laces |
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<TrekkerCC> Mr. Coredesat....what happens.....when a storm.....
<TrekkerCC> you know.
<Coredesat> ...no, I don't
<TrekkerCC> becomes intense, Mr. Coredesat
<Coredesat> ...it becomes intense
<TrekkerCC> yes
* TrekkerCC thanks for understanding. |
#237673* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Gleeb> We should do a shirt:
Gleeb> try{
Gleeb> bed = catchGirl();
Gleeb> }catch(Exception e){
Gleeb> cry();
Gleeb> jerkOff();
Gleeb> }finaly
Gleeb> {
Gleeb> GotoSleep();
Gleeb> }
Maverick42> you should add at the bottom:
Maverick42> public Sex catchGirl() throws SlapInTheFace{...}; |
#238971* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yanquiUXO> still, sail.
<yanquiUXO> fail
<yanquiUXO> fuck. |
#244077 (0/116) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zero_0> I need some help with something
<Zero_0> How do I aquire a password hash from a user profile from a internet form?
<pooktopus> Easy, Zero_0. You use wget to download the profile, store the page as a string, then sha1($page) it.
<pooktopus> Or MD5() if you're peculiar.
<Zero_0> I can do md5
<Zero_0> thanx |
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ReKlAwEeLmAdA: i found handcock
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: LOL
ReKlAwEeLmAdA: hancock*
LowandSlowSL2: lmao |
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< Leslie_S> i dont want my vagina to look like it came off some asian
womanComment: ah, the joys of a transgender support chatroom
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#251747* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
# rkitect : does your professor have any better luck teaching you all anything about revit than the other kids that come in here?
# rkitect : we had some in here yesterday that were on week 2 of revit and they didn't know how to make a roof or stairs...
# daivd : we dont have a proffesor you dumb s.hit
# rkitect : cute...
# daivd : yes i am
# daivd has been banned...
# iamthestones : nice
# rkitect : I'm posting that to bash.orgComment: don't mess with the powers to be...
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(10:25:39 PM) silenc: does frontpage run good under wine?Comment: another #infoleak genius
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I am at an Olive Garden Branch and I over hear an old man talking to several other elderly peopl eat a nearby table start a conversation with the following quote:
"They've got flyswatters on sale at Walgreens, two for a dollar." |
#282009* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
marissa: have you ever see nthat show??
matt: no
marissa: the willis show
marissa: idk what it's called
marissa: man
marissa: it would've been funny. trust me |
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IdaretosayComment: Idaretosay
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This was found on the something awful forums. I loled. that is all..Comment: That made me turn gay with such momentum ,I went straight again.
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<ilanbg> so for the comparative politics test tomorrow
<ilanbg> I have to remember to talk about China, Russia, Japan, Brazil, U.K., and U.S.
<celeste> uh huh...
<ilanbg> so I have created a mnemonic
<ilanbg> "Check U-rself Before j00 reck U-rself" |
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VwGa1F hi! its a nice site!Comment: VwGa1F hi! its a nice site!
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