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** Miszou tattoes PLUR (size bigass) on wiq's and phx's backs
<@phx> eeek
<@phx> dude
<@phx> what does mine say |
#19815 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** RaithBed is now known as RaithSweating
<Sorrow> wtf is Raith doing sweating in bed ? |
#19888 (0/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hyperion> sparky.
<Hyperion> I've been caressing your face on the screen for ten minutes now.
<Hyperion> You have very beautiful skin.
<SparkyTWP> Oh, my spank you very much
<SparkyTWP> Wait until you feel the forskin
<SparkyTWP> I masage it to softness every night |
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slurpee: dude, if i can screw jenn as a fantasy then there's a fat garbage bag of herb next to the bed on my yacht |
#19926 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cevik> just because I spend 8 hours a day there sucking men off for 2 dollars a shot doesn't make it my house |
#19964 (0/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Marudek> shitty
<Marudek> my game doesn't load any textures on a voodoo3 :~(
<GoodScrat> more proof you suck |
#20213 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kevin> i had BAD acne
<kevin> VERY bad
<kevin> then they put me on meds
<kevin> and now my skin is clear as crystal
<Adora> you got scars?
<kevin> nope
<kevin> thankfully
<kevin> but yea, my zits were so big that i could fill the entire mirror in one pop :| |
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<Total-MK> <DArqueBishop-CCShadow-]{0MBAT> rub a dub dub, 3 guys in a tub
<Total-MK> I want to be the 4th homo :P |
#20287 (0/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick. |
#20315 (0/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Henk> How do express your personal viewpoint without sounding like an idiot?
<D_Radio> Henk, for you, it's impossible! |
#20385 (0/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@s7e> rofl i remember when i used to work part time ... me auntie worked at same place .... she was fit .... best and biggest babs ever
<@s7e> used to wank at coffee breaks
<+Psy> wtf
<+Psy> over ur auntie?
<@s7e> dont tell me u aint got an auntie u dont fancy |
#20699 (0/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rezod> damn I'm graphic peckish, think I'll do some litestep'ing, need to fiddle with something
<Rezod> get fiddle feelings when I listen to music
<Pixelz> I usualy get that when I see Jenna Jameson |
#20815 (0/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix world
<FMJaguar> both are acceptable
<Zaximus> FMJ: It depends on how lazy you are
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in teh real world by breaking it into pieces and throwing it out
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in the Matrix by shutting down the Matrix :) |
#21184 (0/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<flawed> matrix reloaded was pretty good
<mikebeauc> i'm goin' tomorrow
<flawed> oh here, let me tell you what happens at the end..
* Parts: mikebeauc (mikebeauc@***************.cgocable.net)
-> *mikebeauc* oh here, let me message you the ending..
*** [mikebeauc] No such user |
#21246 (0/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? |
#21382 (0/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b1u3> ok so sexual orientation day wasnt the best idea for a moral booster... shudda gotten at least a c for the originality tho |
#21445 (0/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nemessis> hmm
<Nemessis> i wonder how fast neo can wank in the matrix |
#21515 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keio> Shaq is like the entire cast of Fat Albert combined into one man. |
#21638 (0/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk |
#21851 (0/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SonofthePioneers: you and your friends know he's threatened to cut himself?
SonofthePioneers: and others
Horrid Vanity: shutup he has told that you guys mess with him on this message board
SonofthePioneers: what message board?
Horrid Vanity: i dont know he just said that he put some thing online about the bitch he took to prom and it got blown all out
SonofthePioneers: im from wales i don't know anything about a message board....i met him in an aol chat room about 6 years ago
Horrid Vanity: there wasnt even internet 6 years ago
SonofthePioneers: HAHAHAHA yeah there was
SonofthePioneers: the internet has been around for almost 50 years
Horrid Vanity: really
SonofthePioneers: yup |
#22564 (0/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Therion> Reading Is Hard
<rioter> i know i ahve problems with it
<gho5t> why don't they have robots for that yet |
#23285 (0/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
entropy: i really couldnt be assed cleaning a shirt
morner: yeah, you'd be surprised if you were assed while cleaning a shirt |
#23739 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on |
#23861 (0/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<King_Kane> haha this is what the principle said to some kid today "If I had my way I would spend half my time in these classes, and I would give you a hard time, and by golly you would enjoy it" |
#24084 (0/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pengwuan> I USE TRAFFIC CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY ASSHOLE. |
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