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#17464 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thodin> I'm known to be download happy... I think I have seven copies of the same track.... :/
<Thodin> and that's not counting any copies I have on MP3 CD, or music CD.... :/
#17893 (0/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barbye> wtf is this
<barbye> teh purpose
<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
<barbye> IN LIFE
<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
<johnny69> mhmm.. ok
<bass_freak> good idea!
* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
#17916 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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&#65533;&#65533;&#65533; mode/#eee [+o Bluemoon] by ChanServ
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
#17925 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me!
<waramp> what a fag!
#17950 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave
#17955 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tim``> i dont
<tim``> have pants
<tim``> im poor
<Unforgiven> lol
<Unforgiven> loin cloth?
#18151 (0/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PRoGRaMMeRQ> UnkNowN_A_hole likes it up the UnkNowN
#18154 (0/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman
#18254 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone
#18300 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jayextee> Does that +M thing have _anything_ to do with the fact that 'the channel demigods have stolen my voice', perchance? It's not nice to steal, anyway
#18310 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fishbait> Hmm i found a nice site err brb
<Wilik> hes gonna go wack it now
#18400 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k1|-mOoF> don't you just hate those ridiculous acronyms - omfgroflmao
<k1|-quick> stfuufimak
<k1|-quick> shut the fuck up u fuckin idiot monkey ass kid
<k1|-quick> haha
<k1|-quick> im just kiddin tho
<k1|-mOoF> =(
#18434 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Pull]-[a]-[Bong]> here guys lemme drop some knoledge on yuou
#18539 (0/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal
#18748 (0/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card?
#18757 (0/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
<\slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
<Ice_raven> it is
<\slash> okay, that's good.
<\slash> no false advertising there!
#18758 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count?
<Sir_Neo> yeh
<Sir_Neo> if u think in /ignore terms
<Sir_Neo> so if u actually thing the / part in ur head
<Sir_Neo> then it counts
<Sir_Neo> same with u might be a linux addict if u want to ./open a door
#18852 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> put it back in fbx
[22:54] <farbehindx> i never took it out
[22:54] <farbehindx> you getting numb again?
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> yeah, vibrate
[22:54] * farbehindx puts a quarter in his ass and starts to shake
[22:54] <farbehindx> i'm glad i ripped that out of the motel bed
#18945 (0/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kewy:     puff puff
crc1:     kewy doesn't smoke?
crc1:     those sounded like inexperienced puffs
#19048 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you going thru the detector door on the zurish airport
<mg|Nibbles> hehe
<Sanguinius> it where beeping all the time and they dident know it whas the gums eather did i
<Sanguinius> so the took me at a room with 3 guards in plastic gloves
<mg|Nibbles> HAHAHAAA
<Sanguinius> and they got the idea "hmm it might be the shuwing gum in his jeans pocket" when i where standing there in my white pants with red hearts on them
<Sanguinius> and where thinking " OMG i only got my pants on and they have not found anything where the fuck will the look now"
#19063 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trooper> we are l33t
* Trooper nickop@austnet.org identify davidrocks
<Trooper> That's was not good
#19118 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without having to get up.
#19609 (0/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]|IonS|[> man if you had 15 foot foreskin that would rule for camping cause you wouldnt need a sleeping bag.....you could just role up in it like a moth in a cacoon or like pigs in a blanket
#19776 (0/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tovart> That's nice, angel . My only real crit is that her nipple look too much like blow-up dolls' :p
<angel> by the way you have experience with blowupdolls ?
<Tovart> No, but I have experiance with baloons that look like phallic objects. :D
#19790 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jesus (datax@traff.jesus.paa.fylla.net) Quit (Local kill by einride (god says go away))
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