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#15776 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neo-fs> does anyone have aim
<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my fucking password
<neo-fs> and its about to fucking piss me the fuck off
<gilma> my aim is good
<kryonik> my aim is good
<kryonik> when im whackin it
<kryonik> into some chicks mouth
<neo-fs> @_@
<neo-fs> your aim is weird
#15792 (0/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is (Stashed at my grandmother's next door)
#15841 (0/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Achan> Sanders, what does a car having sex sound like?
#16126 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DELTRON> Do fish have assholes?
#16173 (0/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.
*** Set by Ziggurat!Hipnotoad@xtreme9-126.aci.on.ca 1061 minutes ago
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<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux
#16271 (0/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vampyriss> im not a girl
<vampyriss> not yet a woman
<[m1]> so you still tuck?
#16572 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony
#16637 (0/186) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
<JeSuS> somebody packeted him
<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
<agnarth> heh
<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;(
#16664 (0/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.
<DeathCrow> You just woke up.
<Puck> I only had an hour nap!
<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.
<Puck> Well, that explains it.
#16725 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@assman> api
<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with
<@icmp> ;/
<@icmp> my hand
<@icmp> :[
#16752 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants
<@whistler> and put them on backwards
<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit
#16764 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind
#16765 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt
#16796 (0/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind
#16800 (0/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it
#16814 (0/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds
#16817 (0/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?
#17236 (0/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hoju> have you seen this?  http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> .....
#17240 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
#17270 (0/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating
#17281 (0/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically
#17294 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phoenix15> God, I wish someone was here. I am getting goofy
<isajeep> no comment
#17302 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isajeep> I try to blossum once or twice a year
<isajeep> usually alone at night
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<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break
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