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<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger |
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<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then
<PTM> *snort* |
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<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it |
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<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute." |
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<destruct> 10 isn't teenage!
<Jugernaut> close enough |
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<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared
<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?" |
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<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head" |
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* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud |
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<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet |
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<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off |
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<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot |
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<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand". |
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<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o) |
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<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows, |
#15428 (0/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cosyc> i dont drunk much either |
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<CWV>Incubus> im pretty shure that im the quintessences of punkness
<Ebola_> If i knew what quintessences ment, i would know what u just said heheh
<[DCM]MsLil'Bear> hahahaH its SOO damn funny ebola
<=Xerxes=> quintessences is not a word which can be applied to an individual, heh
<=Xerxes=> anyway, your argument is illogical because you aren't the quintessence of punkness anyhow
<CWV>Incubus> that doesnt matter with me b/c i dont beleive in god |
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<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit? |
#15469 (0/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass |
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<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos |
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<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files. if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account." |
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<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public? |
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<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384? like
a day or so?
<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think. Now ask how long PacBell takes. |
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<FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to plug a mac monitor
(DB15)
<FlashMan> into an AUI port on the mac
<FlashMan> and fizzle pop crack zzzt
<FlashMan> dead monitor |
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<lammah> getting your own AS: $250 setting up your own network: $100k
having your upstream forward your stupid request to NANOG: priceless
<lammah> Dear Peers/Colleagues,
<lammah> We will start to announce a new prefix:
<lammah> AS13197 192.168.0.0/16
<lammah> Please update your filters.
<lammah> Thanks,
<lammah> Reinder van Amerongen,
<lammah> Junior. System/Network Adminstrator and Senior Cabling consultant. |
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<demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high.. quote from support
guy about the pop server disconnecting ONE of 32 users here 'well sir your
tcip session is your internet connection, it has nothing to do with our
servers' |
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