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#14287 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fireside> cum is teh nasty
<died_in_sleep> and you know this how?
<fireside> ive (accidently) and unfortuntly licked some
<died_in_sleep> you shouldt know those things, unless your dad rapes you :/
<fireside> i can cum bitch
<dragondyne> how is that possible?
<fireside> um
<fireside> it comes out... on finger... i put finger in mouth, it taste bad
<dragondyne> ...
<dragondyne> I thought you said "accidently"
<fireside> I WAS HORNY GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK :(
#14339 (0/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bug> Red, yer a nut.
Bug> A left nut.
justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can rub against you in tight clothing?
#14361 (0/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day."
#14388 (0/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(
<@PikaChan> well uhh
<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/
<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later
<Shyster> k
<@PikaChan> thanks
#14402 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does
#14404 (0/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over
#14407 (0/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem
<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable
<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable
#14414 (0/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.
<KittyBoy> the computer world?
<[s-fury]> no, the WORLD!
#14419 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days
<bon> you collect pics of the pig?
#14425 (0/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows
#14459 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(In regards to the new proposed Ebay + paypal merger/acquisition):
<Ionizer> This is going to suck. So when they merge, will the new name be "PayEbay" cuz that's what it's going to end up doing!
#14482 (0/170) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc
<clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT
#14484 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> if i had a picture of jesus i'd put one in there
<jonatwork> haha
<jonatwork> if you did
<jonatwork> you'd have to put lipstick on
<jonatwork> and kiss the picture
<clay> all i have are bibles
<jonatwork> call it something to do with ryan
<clay> i need like
<clay> i wish my mom was a jesus freak like ryans
#14486 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
#14504 (0/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonatwork> i love it when nicki comes to the doorway to say something completely irrelevant to whoever is standing there
<jonatwork> and then just gaze in here at me
<clay> go to work nude tomorrow
<clay> and say oops
<clay> and look down
<jonatwork> and pop a six foot boner
<jonatwork> except she gets in an hour after i do
<jonatwork> and all the guys are in when i walk in
#14518 (0/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle
#14544 (0/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o
#14567 (0/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<radar1976> want it?
<Spamalope> depends
<Spamalope> how big is it?
<radar1976> 6 inchs
<radar1976> kidding!
<radar1976> how big is too big?
<Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day
<radar1976> nah
<radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site
<radar1976> but I can't :(
<Spamalope> that's okay
<Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what?
<radar1976> no putting in on my web server
<Spamalope> sounds good :P
<Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready
<radar1976> give it 4 mins
<Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins?
<Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P
#14571 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp?  it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot
#14600 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible
<Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer
#14609 (0/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like
<[ryan]> in a cold sweat
<[ryan]> trying to get that mother down
#14629 (0/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Drizzt): being fat = broken
(@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D
#14651 (0/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz
#14683 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il
[:: riksta] --> leet dialup
[:: riksta] --> i feer u
[:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup
[:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48
[:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh
[:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity
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<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line.
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