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#185 (0/530) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
#191 (0/489) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
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(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#216 (0/602) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#246 (0/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
#307 (0/430) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#310 (0/640) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#313 (0/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#321 (0/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#322 (0/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
#335 (0/519) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<plazmabur> hey watch it!!  dud !! i was partying all night for a week starigh twhen i was in  my first year of highschool and i'm still goin strong!!
#342 (0/479) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something
#343 (0/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
#347 (0/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
#351 (0/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute
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<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.
#365 (0/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.
#388 (0/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
#390 (0/471) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a mail bomb on the way asshole
#393 (0/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car
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<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick
#404 (0/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee?
#407 (0/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape
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<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai
#414 (0/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
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