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#32057 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jackdaw> personally i'm moving out till its 4
<Jackdaw> ://
<Patrician|Away> you can just leave it on the keyboard
<Patrician|Away> and the people in your computer will look after it
Comment: about jack his baby
#32070 (-1/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> <BradJ*hnson> "/me goes "Just so long as no one recognizes it...I DO sounds kinda stupid. I'm smrat tho"
<SD-Washu> i think zaney has been moonlighting on us
#32101 (-1/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> guys do shit like
<timmo> steal her fucking aim screen name
<hydro`> and masturbate on it?
#32123 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sir^Mokie> Jason: you use undernet?
<Jason> i don't irc
Comment: SearchIRC
#32143 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<livid> man, k2, ur a nazi
<Foggie> but not the good kind of nazi
#32254 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slashy> <pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<slashy> <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Meeeek> just tell them that babies cost money to keep, so they would have to stop spending money on dresses!!!
<slashy> lol lemme resubmit that one to bash ;D
Comment: #DBCDemo
#32307 (-1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(PINK)   <mrk>  ok, lets stop this nonsense!
* Zerimski sets mode: +c
* SidewinderX is now known as SideX|out
<[HL2Dev]Adam> :(
<synth|afk> how about you try it now, SubKamran.
* synth|afk is now known as synth
(INVERTED)  <mrk> hehe but we still have this!
<DragonFlames> what's that?
<mrk> alt+z
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has left #halflife2
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has left #halflife2
<mrk> hahah
time passes...
* synth (~asdf@synth.users.quakenet.org) has joined #halflife2
* Q sets mode: +o synth
* DragonFlames (nick@ma-northadams3a-76.bur.adelphia.net) has joined #halflife2
<synth> bastard.
<DragonFlames> You whore
Comment: about using colours
#32366 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+h4wk> why did you download debian lol
<+h4wk> debian is shit
< The_Ghost> because its 7cd's
< The_Ghost> i like downloading
< The_Ghost> lol
Comment: #warez ... duh
#32467 (-1/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins?
<Ray> I don't know.  But if it's logs that you are after, I could drop two on your chest for you?
#32702 (-1/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grade> msg me some ftp info
<grade> and ill ejaculate my harddrive onto yours
#32788 (-1/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> liberals have such an open mind their brains typically fall outComment: #ramen
#32792 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<migas> - Neon just approved 0 and killed 50. (0% session, 0.551% record)
<@Neon[UK]> ahahahahah
<@Neon[UK]> take that you dumb quotes
<@Neon[UK]> KILL KILL KILL
#32961 (-1/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucksComment: #ramen
#32979 (-1/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cory> OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
<+My_Name> What is it?
<@TrueBlue> What now?
<Cory> I got a boner from gay porn!
<@TrueBlue> Cory...
<Cory> yes?
ยข TrueBlue has an idea.
<Cory> ????
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October 2003
#33002 (-1/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut down
Comment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
#33075 (-1/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWork> h3llo sirz
<IceWork> i come from the planet w0rk
Comment: #ramen EFNet
#33220 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Shortman> k... can someone help with this...
<+Shortman> stored mysqldump output in a file
<+Shortman> command to load it into a mysqldb?
* Shortman was kicked by sub (user requested to be kicked)
Comment: #mysql on EFNet
#33249 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knux> i don't want to hear anymore about eating shit
<goatasaur> you don't want to hear anymore about what?
<Knux> fuck you
Comment: #fark
#33479 (-1/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- HanSkywalker [~mpolanis@hanskywalker.registered.freenode] has quit ["and /exit   were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?"]
#33989 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are
#34019 (-1/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Steveo> doing anything nice there duncan?
<duncan> No, just impregnation.
<duncan> of me :(
#34033 (-1/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary
<WillLab> You have $577.02 left for reimbursements for the semester.
<WillLab> I hope you turn some in this month!.
<WillLab> I can't believe they're actually encouraging me to spend the government's money.
<WillLab> niggas wanna eat something expensive tonight?
<phr0work> I hope you choke on fat cocks that fall out... yea, I'll take some eats
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#34102 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> you americans
<J_B_007> and your supreme court
#34254 (-1/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me
<jonathans> not being able to ctrl+click to select multiple child windows of an MDI application
<jonathans> if i want to move a grid of photoshop images around i have to do them one by one
<max> shut up pussy
<max> write some poetry about it
Comment: efnet #hate
#34257 (-1/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> ever smoke weed
<clay> ON WEED
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