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beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: holy crap, my mom is online!!
citygirl30_56308: lmao
cherbare36: lol
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: ok...she didnt say hi to me..
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: poor mom, she gets so lost when you hand her a keyboard and a mouse
soooopafox: LoL my grammy is so adorable with the puter.
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: now when you hand my mom a remote, a phone and a credit card, she goes to town...
soooopafox: LoL @ QVC |
#16713 (-1/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human." He says "Bitches is bitches."
<Gygus> Heeheeheeheee..... |
#16714 (-1/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lyme> you know, sometimes, I ponder underwear. |
#16772 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion |
#16790 (-1/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·jimslim· !rules |
#16813 (-1/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null
<Stonefish> oh smeg off |
#16893 (-1/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mewse> my sdl prog is segfaulting, fuck
<Afterglow> mewse: remind me why you suck
<mewse> you whore, go eat a duck
<Afterglow> no ducks available
<mewse> well that rhymes
<Afterglow> you try that too many times
<mewse> bah, go hang out with the limes |
#16900 (-1/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING
ùíù CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH |
#17141 (-1/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stuntman21> "Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to feel your Body! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! Do Not Be Afraid My Honey! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to be your lover girl! Be My Lover Boy!" I like this song. Does that make me gay? |
#17208 (-1/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oldboy> mt dew shrinks your cock
<MiNdPhuCk> Tell me that again as I slam my 12 inch long, 4 inch wide cock down your throat while drinking a dew
<Oldboy> plastic doesnt count |
#17254 (-1/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister |
#17262 (-1/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping |
#17265 (-1/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<acerdude> what is usenet?
<hoho> it's like a highway
<hoho> only larger
<acerdude> huh? |
#17345 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :] |
#17389 (-1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he isn't busy. Or masturbating. Whatever comes first. |
#17422 (-1/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend painting and creating art!
<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas ;)
<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout! |
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*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.) |
#17475 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes
* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick |
#17864 (-1/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish
iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS
fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish
fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.- |
#17915 (-1/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard |
#17927 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC. |
#17929 (-1/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_
<InSoc> Heh.
<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading
<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well
<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn
<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it.
<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke. |
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<Wolf_> Gawddamnit, cant watch these geekissues quotes for long, that damn white background gives me a headache :) ! |
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<Jessi> Vag fingered me over 10 times in 2 minutes! |
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<DaveMan> isnt hentai just crappy manga? |
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