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#20478 (-1/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«{dR}-Cobra» i had my gf whack me off cause she couldnt give head all that well
«{dR}-Cobra» i told her to go faster and she gagged, i told her she sucked
«{dR}-Cobra» but not very good |
#20519 (-1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SiCk-bOi>What does NBA stand for?
<SiCk-bOi> Nothing But Africans |
#20628 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MiCao_> zondr, it wasnt funny to put my silly question onm the topic ;)
<ZondrZout> Well, I think it was :)
<MiCao_> yeah, dutch humor
<MiCao_> i'll never get it |
#20642 (-1/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* held (~chief@dhcp-17-034.via-eth.ch) Quit (Quit: there is no spoon!)
<[Piratez]> no spoon, no soup for u! |
#20709 (-1/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in startrek
<@_super_> star trek enterprise and charmin toilet paper
<@_super_> both on a mission to search and wipe out klingons |
#20837 (-1/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<garrett> i need to get off in bed
<garrett> well, maybe even get off to bee
<garrett> err
<garrett> bed |
#21195 (-1/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Perdition] I'm trying to host on my microwave, what distro should I use?
[Perdition] so, when I cook, will linux host faster? |
#21231 (-1/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Giga> I hope my sister leaves. Then I can masturbate.
<Moe> why cant you do it while she is there?
<Giga> Because she's eight and she'll probably piss me off while I'm petting my willy.
<Moe> lol
<Moe> lock your door ;p
<Giga> ...Genius.
<Giga> She's leaving. I think I'll just drink soda and read bash.org instead. |
#21355 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> wb dummy
<MoonKitty> lol
<DS> well hi assbag
<MoonKitty> how ya doing dickface?
<DS> splendid you frozen douche
<MoonKitty> that's great you fat hyena's ass
<DS> mmmm...fat hyena ass |
#21519 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? |
#21560 (-1/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mogli_the_freak_> k
<mogli_the_freak_> I know you ppl must get this all the time...
<mogli_the_freak_> But, to start things off, I am not a lamer, or lazy and yes, I've done the work.
<mogli_the_freak_> But..
<mogli_the_freak_> I'm looking for an exploit for IRC.
<mogli_the_freak_> Can anyone here direct me to some info or anything? |
#21568 (-1/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hypno^Zzz> "When I put my cock inside a woman, the matrix tells me.. it's moist.. warm.. mm.. ignorance is a bliss." |
#21740 (-1/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Road^K|ll is away: gettin up
<LoneNightCrawler> lol
<Road^K|ll> omg i never realised that is dodgey |
#21885 (-1/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LaXyOW3> You must be a veteran in this channel to get +v :P
* [K-LAN]PaNiC sets mode: -v LaXyOW3 |
#22032 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gods_gift562003> hey umaro you no wear i can get sub7
<qnxrtos_system> sub7 is a new low fat sandwich at subway.. just ask jared |
#22079 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nuts> You wouldnt kick the nuts, would you?
* Nuts were kicked by Dragon_Tear (I'm used to kick them.) |
#22203 (-1/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<K0S-M0S> Now you are immortalized as a race-hater on bash
<K0S-M0S> But on the plus side, you can now become the mascot for haterade |
#22595 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Friday> !quote *quotes*are*fucking*retarded*
<SweetJesus> (76) <Elfin> Quotes are fucking retarded. [Date: 03 Dec 2002] (1/1 matches found) |
#22808 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarthAndonuts> most people forget Penn is an Ivy League school
<bloop> because it's in Pennsylvania and nothing comes from Pennsylvania but crime and the amish |
#22977 (-1/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XlatB> gah, i've been smoking so much that i wouldnt get a hardon even if the devil was blowing me |
#23101 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MSH> there's a "rape" function in the game?
<Ronin> no, it wasn't made by japanese |
#23169 (-1/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@BcK> mexicans steal cabbage patch doll
<@BcK> to get the birth certificate |
#23417 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(dan_) felix bought his computer from target.
(felix) they sell computers?
(dan_) ya
(dan_) they make them shaped as trailer homes
(dan_) to appeal to white trash... |
#23810 (-1/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TheOffspring326: Grand Theft Auto 3 would be alot more realistic if the main character was black..... |
#24057 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET! |
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