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<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god
<DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though |
#15502 (-1/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[ +nique ] the way you smile the way you smell it drives me wild
[ +prence ] why thank you, i never knew my :) turned you on so much |
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<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight. |
#15659 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
<toonz> ^
<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker. |
#15676 (-1/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal support said the
problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius server. |
#15703 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir."
<PetrDoubt> Remember, when you call Dallas, you aren't calling across the
country, you're calling next door! |
#15890 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
EpsilonII> Julia Roberts, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie in the remake of "A Pack of Lips Now! |
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<HighKaramba> people who live in silicon houses should not throw pocket protectors |
#15941 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|^V^|Grim_Reaper> sorry but im exstreamly intelagent and i have a dick and my g/f happens to be scard of it |
#16017 (-1/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ween has joined #gaysex
* ChanServ sets mode: +o ween |
#16047 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. |
#16098 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend
<madlocust> and in her case...my best friend
<|ced> so write a poem, fag |
#16174 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha |
#16177 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector) |
#16224 (-1/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*umk* nah I'm more like a lower case g. |
#16362 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot? |
#16364 (-1/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!! |
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<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane. |
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<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally
<sacarna> out your penix?
<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon |
#16393 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly |
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Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit. |
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<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish
<yesyouam> what's sweet fish?
<mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet
<mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter
<yesyouam> like ma wimminz |
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<kel> she's not great looking
<kel> has looked better
<kel> but has a funny nose
<kel> thin and wear tight clothes
<kel> hrm
<kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl
<kel> I'm gonna stop |
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* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee
<Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian]> Minako, will you marry me?
<Minako> umm ahhh well, we should get to know each other more first before that
<Minako> and and and....umm |
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<destiny> storeobject(mydick,"madbombers\\ass");
<Woohoo> :)
<madbomber> w00t |
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