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#13727 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kimmo> I don´t know you
<Kimmo> Are you good at something?
<Otto[NS]> Yes
<Kimmo> What?
<Otto[NS]> Dames
<Otto[NS]> *Games |
#13866 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* El_Stapler has joined #sa
<El_Stapler> WCOTC is like hilarity had a snowball fight and everybody came.
<wangzang> all over urmom |
#13894 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sat985> u know how to overlock the chip defcon?
<Bouyo> Put your processor into mineral oil and you can overclock a 300 Mhz to 1.5 Ghz ( This has been done ) |
#14166 (-1/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days |
#14185 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...
<Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID
<Luke> YEAH JON
<Krista> Jon... someone used that one already
<Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID |
#14229 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lid> so what did i miss
<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.
<lid> did ya decide what it is
<lid> im kinda curious
<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?
<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)
<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:) |
#14340 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran down her daddy's leg! |
#14347 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting winXP, i immediately had a vision of somebody with a sniper rifle trying to shoot through the whole in the middle of a winXP cd...
<Nick> because you're an idiot
<sion> Or special
<sion> "special" |
#14350 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers |
#14375 (-1/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<Che`work> who's alive?
<lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY |
#14418 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!?
<ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person |
#14531 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen
<splice> sounds like your sex life |
#14539 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film
<Lammy> WOW YOU WONT WATCH HARRY POTTER BUT YOU WILL WATCH TOMB RAIDER
<Funk> UHH I watched Harry Potter the night it opened, spastic
<Lammy> OH
<Lammy> BESIDES YOU JUST USED THE WORD 'SPASTIC'
<Lammy> WHICH NEGATES ANY POINT YOU MAKE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING RETARDED |
#14558 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK
<Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU
<Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you
<Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE
<Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL
<Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me |
#14619 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Kensey): what's a cack
(@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS
(@Kensey): cool i have a cack |
#14658 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule. |
#14696 (-1/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver
<Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no?
<James> are you muslim? |
#14700 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music. |
#14719 (-1/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nonplused> anal sex is funny
<nonplused> but hey
<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down |
#14722 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson |
#14728 (-1/4011) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<adolf> [2:15 pm] [face:faceme@ix.netcom.com] thats all your bitch ass can do is throw a nigga from the channel.. bring your punk ass to PA and we will see who throws who to the floor.... and if your punk ass is on the ground... you will and i mean will die.... wiith a tech to the head... red neck whitebread mutherfucker |
#14792 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?
<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.
*** collie has left channel #netcom |
#14936 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up |
#14939 (-1/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d |
#15053 (-1/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[mos6581] i got komeetta cable modem and it's the worst shit ever
[mos6581] but i'm happy with this connection now, cos i don't play so much anymore. it's enough for me if the porn comes in fast :)
[mos6581] especially lesbian porn |
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