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#28344 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed
<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box |
#28373 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bmxer> im tired
<Bmxer> zzzzzzzz
<Joanna> ok, nite
<Bmxer> i didnt say that im going to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetrj4j6 |
#28389 (-1/197) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( Eric ) i enjoy being able to just jump out of bed and be ready
( Eric ) no pills.. no glasses.. no fake teeth
( Hesiod ) Eric doesn't wanna move to Miami
( Eric ) Hesiod: why not lol
( Eric ) miami isnt that big of a deal :P
( morner ) cuz in miami glasses, teeth and pills are mandatory |
#28401 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @Death-Blade issues one of those decree things that bin laden always issues only this time its against real evil... Old Navy |
#28479 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of the day is rape. |
#28668 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: hahah
Sarah Barran: i tought dey took us off tha sars warnin list
Sarah Barran: or w/e iss called
[Piratez]: apparently another variant of the virus still existed, SARAH.B/W32 |
#28672 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<initializ> try chomp?
<Prog> okey
<Prog> bash: chomp: command not found
<Prog> :/Comment: in #perl
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#28720 (-1/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Topic is 'you couldn't soak up my flow wit an aids quilt' |
#28728 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blur_> i just finished watching oceans 11 this mornin
<Zippy2> is it good?
<blur_> yea
<blur_> pretty good
<Zippy2> whats it about?
<blur_> about your mom and 11 guys in an ocean |
#28769 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Boone|Werk> dna's mom has a cock?
<DNAspark99> it's actually just a really malformed tumor
<Miteorite> she tickles my prostate good
<CG> heh
<CG> i know how ya feel |
#28945 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Conjurer> what happenewd to his b0x
<Conjurer> :(
<kmarx> Conjurer: We suspect he's either dead or grounded |
#28946 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlueCube> the term i used to search for them wasn't even gay
<+mdm> which term?
<BlueCube> chinese penis |
#28982 (-1/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aeturnus> bunckadoodle doo, with you and tanya, there's always teat for two
<Aeturnus> tea* |
#29017 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> what would ya do if ya woke up in middle earth in a cage, and a bunch of orcs are saying lets RAPE the human!
<Exile> Id say keep it friggin PG
Comment: #ultima-online, stratics |
#29039 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Dock> I crushed my cpu
<@Dock> Worked though, so I didn't break it.
<+Arrowmaster> grr wtf
<+Arrowmaster> theres a reason its called a ZIF socket
<@Dock> ZIF my ass.
<ASk> a ZIF ass?
<ASk> that's a treasure, man
<ASk> just think of all the possibilities |
#29145 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infe> http://www.tacobell.com/2003recall/
<Infe> ahahha wtf
<Conj|Work> see
<Conj|Work> thats hatfag's prob
<Conj|Work> he never thinks outside the bun
<Conj|Work> or smth |
#29151 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CptnJustc> Man, Amazon still has that 'Amazon Exclusive! Order Your Segway Transporter' deal at the top left. How many gigabytes of bandwidth has that wasted by now? :-oComment: #ramen
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#29181 (-1/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sifar> anybody know the name of the dance with sounds made with tapping feet?
<sifar> i mean dancers make sounds with their shoes. |
#29182 (-1/391) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> smb.conf is awesome
<kisama> it lets you have 99 lives
<kisama> and always fire flower mario |
#29252 (-1/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dj^eShovel> he will be like taking you like 5 miles into the woods, stipping your cloths off,
<Dj^eShovel> ass raping you then leaving you to be picked up by hunters <|PT|Euth> I believe that's your fantasy
<Dj^eShovel> yeah it is |
#29283 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psykoz> my projected goal is atleast 6 figures by 30, but i don't ever care to own my own business
<psykoz> every person i have met that is a business owner looks 50 at the age of 35 |
#29288 (-1/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jeeba> I have a high temptation to submit pointless spam to bash.cx
<Jeeba> Since it doesnt need moderator's approval |
#29413 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The 5E Tank: for your app, you wanted it to hibernate?
Sandman 5E: no
Sandman 5E: actually
Sandman 5E: I need a differant app
Sandman 5E: well
The 5E Tank: Heh.
Sandman 5E: a more advanced app :)
The 5E Tank: Uh oh.
Sandman 5E: or
Sandman 5E: you could just right a couple apps
Sandman 5E: either wya
Sandman 5E: well
Sandman 5E: now that I think about it
Sandman 5E: you probably won't be able to do one of em
Sandman 5E: anyways
* The 5E Tank sets mode +female Sandman5E
Sandman 5E: hahah |
#29428 (-1/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_Mediator1> hehe bash.org
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
<Mr_Mediator1> <neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
<Mr_Mediator1> <aux_> i dunno but i like it
<Mr_Mediator1> Thats something I would say
<Cheesetor> lol
<Cheesetor> well... how far off is that as a 15 year old having sex ;)
<Mr Mediator1> At least six monthsComment: n/a
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#29485 (-1/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic.
<Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS" |
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