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#24114 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> You (the writer of the article) seem almost blinded to the reality of the situation. You claims your not a hacker, after all you didnt create these items. But what you is doing, is no better then what the hackers have done. Simply fueling the fire of hacked items within Diablo.
<whitcomb> hard-hitting korean logic and grammar |
#24172 (-1/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<argybargy> its ok
<argybargy> i covered me boobies an scrubbed your back
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> scrubbed my back with your boobies? O.o
<argybargy> LMAO
<argybargy> no matt
<argybargy> i used the loofah
<argybargy> hehe
<MattBaer> lol
<MattBaer> Id hate to see what kinda position you got into to use that. :o
<argybargy> LMAO
<Rolypoly> lol |
#24896 (-1/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex
<+EvaUnit02> and not having withdrawls
<+EvaUnit02> You never did workouts
<+EvaUnit02> like serious weight training.
<cd|work> after 9 months i would have a bloody stump for a hand
<KuunLB> hahahahahah
<cd|work> and the biggest pr0n collection in the universe
<+EvaUnit02> Yea thats about right
<mysoundis> tbh after a while even masturbation gets boring
<cd|work> even like alien pr0n
<mysoundis> <<< has lotsa alien porn
<KuunLB> yeah
<mysoundis> (the gf likes it)
<+EvaUnit02> After 6 months you have to start switching hands
<cd|work> EvaUnit02, good call
<KuunLB> masturbation has it's limits
<+EvaUnit02> start
<mysoundis> (okay i made that up)
<+EvaUnit02> otherwise your one arm is super toned up
<cd|work> haha
<cd|work> do you like... try to start giving yourself head? |
#25088 (-1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sugadon> hey man my got damn truck broke down on the highway
<drunkers> it started crying? |
#25614 (-1/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like
<+MaNiAk> webcams
<+MaNiAk> since she has win95
<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?
<+Munkey> lol
<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*
<@Magus> eww
<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off |
#25646 (-1/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chrono-X> well I dont LIVE in the ghetto but I go to the ghetto almost daily
<Chrono-X> for my sport
<rayjiano> ghetto bowling?
<Chrono-X> no its a sport where I beat up mexicans. |
#25664 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Broken_La> there is no way to use PHP mysql functions to write and read from a local file?! That's insane. |
#26263 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<root66> I sell dvdrips of your mom putting on jeans! |
#26272 (-1/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aluminium> The biggest obstacle to a females sexuality is herself
<Aluminium> Many women wont let themselves enjoy sex
<Aluminium> and most men wont help them be comfy enough to get there, because we are too fucking dumb
<cowboy> Aluminium: nah, in many cases, we just don't care
<Fetch> I ALWAYS notice the bored look in their eyes
<tobyl> Fetch: That's the ruffies, dude.
<Fetch> no, that's the GLAZED look in their eyes ;) |
#26298 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> and besides, if i can unf for an hour before jizzing, what's so bad about that
<wild-> lepper
<wild-> u need a girl to unf with
<Lepper> my hand
<Lepper> my hand deserves a good fuckin sometimes |
#26341 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old daughter
<Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the hidden cam |
#26377 (-1/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<issuez> heh
<issuez> an escalater collapsed at Coors field just like, 20 minutes ago
<issuez> AND NO
<issuez> I WAS NOT AT COORS FIELD TONIGHTComment: #geekissues
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#26387 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(zaggy) xc-ui0xcijlk1`~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111.
(zaggy) quoe TAHAT, BITCH
(zaggy) OH hgofd
(zaggy) I'm staring sto sloose motor control |
#27186 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peter--|bewb> my gf is coming to town on wednesday
<peter--|bewb> im excited
*** kraixworld|ddrcult is now known as kraixworld|ddr
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> sweet
<aslan|newb> hehe
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> make us home movies!
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> :P
<Rocko|NOOB> alright, peter's gf is coming to see me
<peter--|bewb> why would i want you jacking off to my hairy ass?
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Ok
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> Err
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> shave it?
<peter--|bewb> ok. deal.
<Tralk|MC_Hammer> kewl |
#27190 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swifty> i always sleep with one eye open
<Swifty> usually the japs eye, but i can make an exception
<mumblemush> I'm usually the one that gets stabbed in the back during the night
<burrelly> lol
<burrelly> mabey he is just happy to see you :)
<Swifty> dreaming about penelope cruz probably
<burrelly> and what do you mean you are usally the one that gets stabbed in the back, who else does it stab ??
<mumblemush> that's fine, I'll be dreaming about divorce
<DM-Away> jenna got married?
<mumblemush> burrelly: anyone it can reach
* DM-Away gets all confused
<burrelly> hehe |
#27220 (-1/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Damned transvestites!
<[Shinji]> Why must I attract the rocky horror picture show lead types. ;[
<BriteNite> you caught teh gay |
#27441 (-1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Ace_> dang i was drunk yesterday
<@Spl> and u still remember that?
<@Spl> couldn't be that drunk
<@Ace_> well i got the phone number of one of my school staff, works in the secretary
<@Ace_> she draw a little heart at the bottom :|
<@starduck> Weren't ya gay?
<@Ace_> starduck yes i am
<@Ace_> that was to indicate how drunk i was
<@Ace_> (she's a 27 year old girl)
<@starduck> Even when I'm death drunk, I don't go asking man phone number
[5:30pm] Ace_ «~cenabu@d515286A9.kabel.telenet.be» has Quit iRC |
#27823 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Voorhees> YAYAY IM GETTING STONED IN !) MINS
<Voorhees> 10 even |
#27827 (-1/177) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tiatoraasah> in my internet options where it says LAN settings...... should i have the checkbox of atutomatically detect settings clicked?
<Blue^BearMP> tiatoraasah - no, you should've checked the box saying i know i should format but i dont want to lose my pr0n |
#27880 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<michael> http://info.fetenet.com/fn2/sexfiles.lasso - interesting article on swallowing by the way.
<michael> anyway gotta go eat dinner. |
#27928 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
This is Unix & Netware country, on a quiet night, you can hear NT reboot.Comment: AIM:Anonymous
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#27929 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`dsx-efnex> you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity to a paper cup |
#27950 (-1/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* @FrozenFood goes to /knock and /run |
#28311 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers |
#28338 (-1/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+tfg> pfft
<+tfg> I like attention :/
<+tfg> :P
* tfg was kicked by Rjx (tfg)Comment: #geekissues
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