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#10649 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh
<freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head |
#10707 (-1/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> I suck at weeping... But, ill try my best... |
#10718 (-1/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest bathroom to nut one
BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom
BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants |
#10734 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol
<kas> do you enjoy cox?
<Sipx> hm
<Sipx> its OK
<Sipx> not really though
<Sipx> im in rhode island.
<kas> is cox big in rhode island?
<Sipx> yes, it is |
#10764 (-1/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you.
<bk> what why did you just go off on me
<bk> when we are clearly best friends for life |
#10768 (-1/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@haleguu> I cant believe RKelly has more kids out
<@haleguu> err vids
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> lol
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> what vid does he have out now?
<@Tama|LongVacation> the one where hes humping little 13 year olds
<spookz[d34dNb3d]> is it called "i am a lolicon" ft 14yr olds |
#10769 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ozzy|> whoa, now i understand why its cheaper to build your own comp
<Rufio]LK[> explain your reason
* Rufio]LK[ drinks his milk so it can come out his nose :P
<Ozzy|> haha
<Rufio]LK[> hurry, i wanna hear why :P
<Ozzy|> ok, cuz i thought the motherboard costs the most... but i'm lookin at em here and its only around $30 |
#10772 (-1/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CiaAgent> if worldcom goes under they will have to close the internet |
#10868 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception |
#10923 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit
blurry? |
#10988 (-1/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me. |
#11061 (-1/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial
<Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF"
<Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN
<Josho> because that guy was in sandlot
<Josho> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors won't open for him |
#11064 (-1/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SoundGarD> oh man. my balls are hanging really low and my ass itches .. is this a sign of something?
<_SnakeMan> you're gay.
<SoundGarD> fuck
<Peccavi> SoundGarD: It's a sign of Itchyassdanglyball syndrome, Go to a hospital right away!
<_SnakeMan> you're ass needs some loving. and you're balls are trying to help. |
#11112 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pres589> Chuffy, were you there?
<ChuffyCow> pres589: yeah man
<ChuffyCow> pres589: I was there
<pres589> ChuffyCow: oh man, Charlie was everywhere, in the trees, talking about Richard Stallman, it was visious
<pres589> or was that a LUG meeting I went to
<pres589> same thing, it was fucked up
<ChuffyCow> I don't remember
<ChuffyCow> but we killed 'em all
<pres589> fuck yeah we did
<ChuffyCow> every last one of those GNUook motherfuckers
<pres589> LOL |
#11113 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vectro0n> Stupid is just clogging up your eyes..>.o
<Vectro0n> Hm...Should I attack this dolt...? |
#11125 (-1/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shadow> I imagine SSJ3 Goku could kill someone with his pinky
<Wolfvain> Shadow, Goku at SSJ3 sould kill some one just by spooging at them. |
#11150 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hippie316> its HQ real media
<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet |
#11160 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EazyCheez> I wonder if I can't unplug my 3 1/2"'s interface cable and use that with my old CD-ROM (Samsung)
<RvLeshrac> EazyCheez: No
<pupkick> samsung is radio shack for people with mental handicaps
<EazyCheez> RvLeshrac: I can't unplug my floppy disk drive's interface cable and put it into my CD-ROM?
<thrash-> EazyCheez: Try it... it won't fit.
<feerit> EazyCheez: notice they arent the same pinout |
#11188 (-1/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
knickslover3333: yea reading this was the biggest waste of time in my entire life, this overachieving sack of shit makes me want to vomit blood all over his face |
#11197 (-1/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jubei301> Luke was complaining about being at the theater, and these guys one row back were having a very stupid conversation about whether or not styling their pubes a good idea... I think theyre just trying to impress their boyfriends, seeing as pubes would be at eye level for them... |
#11216 (-1/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Phonoflux> So I was watching TV last night
<Phonoflux> and my mom
<Phonoflux> she lent over and opened her legs
<cuebol> and I climbed out |
#11232 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Karma> brb bathroom...
<DasAJ> we dont call the toilet a bathroom
<DasAJ> ever tried bathing in the toilet?
<SaladInc> there's a bath in the room though
<DasAJ> not here
<DasAJ> toilet is next door to the bathroom
<DasAJ> I dont want some dirty fucker stinking out the bathroom when i need to brush my teeth |
#11260 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no. must slay Willian Shatner.
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner". this never struck me as funny before but it does now.
<Tomko> william scatner
<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS |
#11402 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her
<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool! |
#11415 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT
<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb) |
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