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#8799 (-1/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or DAoC or EQ
#8809 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moira> Ibet  I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body
#8811 (-1/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<egg> System Penistime: (_(_)====D~ (23hrs 20mins)
#8822 (-1/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to shit
#8885 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IceX> :) sure i hate windows my self
<IceX> is it rtfm? it says you need .help
<IceX> is it .rtfm #Thechan ?
#8891 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois
#8907 (-1/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<carjecked> i'm getting back on my old ISP's dsl service so you guys won't be able to rip me anymore about being on AOL.
<pagan> your ISP makes no diffrence, we will still know your a dumbfuck
<carjecked> pagan i have a dumb fuck
#8930 (-1/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?
#9019 (-1/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry
<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
#9137 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified
#9270 (-1/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ?
#9386 (-1/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel
#9388 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron
#9408 (-1/348) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
#9427 (-1/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
#9462 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
#9673 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
TheGimpiestBean: i hate people....
EwwDontEatThat: heh
EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis
EwwDontEatThat: i mean people
#9921 (-1/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Noisedragon> hey chris
<Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S
<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"
<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
#10012 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light.
#10022 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).
<Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)
#10426 (-1/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nwinter> i am personally more concerned about israel and palestine
cutting ties with each other than who's whipping who. :)
<nwinter> but perhaps i am being trendy in my concern for more interesting
issues. :)
#10472 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deimos_> so now i gotta get bitchx working the way i want
<deimos_> and modify the stats util for bitch log format
<deimos_> hh, bitchx rather
<Toast> yeah, I was going to say that hep doesn't HAVE  a log format..
#10473 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jej> i will 0wn services again.
<Toast> my /away r00t kit isn't working
#10500 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me?
<hep> cause you dont put out
<Encapsulate> Dude, I so do.
<Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with.
<hep> lies!
<Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT!
<hep> well yeah you put out THEN
<Encapsulate> You said so!
<hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!
#10504 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.
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