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#8477 (-1/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<helminthes> was the party cool?
<helminthes> like did you fuck any hoes
<rafeil> heh, no hoes
<helminthes> not even one? i mean at least one right
<rafeil> i just drank a little and talked
<helminthes> fucked her right in the face right
<rafeil> yeah
<helminthes> she was gagging out all your children just like a bitch |
#8486 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hakan> mine is bent upwards but the base points down
<hakan> its like a plant trying to grow to get more sunlight
<helminthes> yeah except it's your weiner
<hakan> but theres moss on it |
#8489 (-1/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line
<helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not fucking holding your hair back"
<helminthes> "later" |
#8493 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jamesm> is ntpd 4.0.99k23 ok?
<tm> yeah, giving remote root is now a documented feature
<sisko> laff
<jamesm> well, i know the answer now and i'm not telling you cunts |
#8540 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?
<helminthes> no one?
<hakan> ...
<helminthes> :p |
#8593 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement |
#8595 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vkeks05> you blow
<pies> rather in than out
<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass? |
#8614 (-1/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's! |
#8617 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body
<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking
yourself
<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick
<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable |
#8628 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend... |
#8634 (-1/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either |
#8643 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it |
#8649 (-1/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY" |
#8650 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible |
#8656 (-1/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems |
#8663 (-1/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
#8664 (-1/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause
<litigator> roofies only as a last resort |
#8677 (-1/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes |
#8680 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :) |
#8681 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel". |
#8693 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mmm> i'm single and stuff
<Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer |
#8710 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net
*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net) |
#8725 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< linguica_> remember +v = gay
< Insomniak> +v me |
#8764 (-1/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna" |
#8774 (-1/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy. |
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