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#11455 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back |
#11461 (-1/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mrunix> WCOME Ticker symbol has changed to: WWENT |
#11516 (-1/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights |
#11621 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her up, turned off the tv and left
<Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder.
<The_Fellator> I washed that off
<The_Fellator> well
<The_Fellator> with urine |
#11627 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK
<Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.
<Temujin> Does he?
<Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.
<Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in.
<Trucci> violent mom!
<Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.
<Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.
<Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim |
#11640 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited.
<Temujin> Punch her in the face.
<Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up. |
#11706 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass? |
#11742 (-1/317) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc |
#11851 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :) |
#11964 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here? |
#11994 (-1/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; } |
#12082 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch |
#12487 (-1/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** oho_ (~jhgjh@mailhub.tup.km.ua) has joined #toronto
<oho_> If you want to marry with ukraininan girls, chat to me. Marriage agency |
#12489 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** CASH4GRLS has joined #toronto
<CASH4GRLS> Any Greedy Female College/Univ. Students in here want me to completely pay their for tuition? |
#12500 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mrs> ontariom the phone is for you
<sully> OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man
<sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation
<sully> Coincidence? |
#12729 (-1/445) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail |
#12752 (-1/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sneak> do you use gnutella?
<satman> no i use mirc |
#12891 (-1/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"? |
#12944 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<assmongrel> my dick is covered in zits
<xar0> ew...
<assmongrel> no it's a good thing
<assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure |
#13272 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hell`> russ where do u live ?
<russ> delaware
<Hell`> ill come and pick ya up
<Hell`> if its on the way
<Hell`> where the fuck it that
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> not a city
<Hell`> lol |
#13340 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ludwig> thats amazing, how a company can charge you extra for what you shoulda gotten originally
<Ludwig> its like buying a hamburger, getting the buns only, then having to pay more for the meat
<@Gaile[diinet]> Ludwig, you're wrong, clear and simple
<Ludwig> only thing clear and simple is getting through your panties
*** Ludwig was kicked by Gaile[diinet] (Gaile[diinet]) |
#13413 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together
<splorpo> into a clump
<splorpo> like a shrub |
#13440 (-1/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch
<[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs! |
#13670 (-1/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true) {cout << i; i+=1; }
<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out! |
#13686 (-1/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<geforce2> get voodoo5 6000 |
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