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#8004 (-1/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Linguica> I was on the phone
<Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me
<Linguica> and i saw this
<mewse_> heh
<Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now"
<mewse_> haha
<mewse_> batman dons his cowl |
#8015 (-1/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!" |
#8025 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand |
#8042 (-1/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk? |
#8046 (-1/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet |
#8050 (-1/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you |
#8051 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints" |
#8054 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AccordionGuy> Smokin' for Internet freedom, that's us Peekabooty folk. |
#8055 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp
<synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining
<synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg
<synnur> they use pcp
<[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp |
#8063 (-1/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HotelManager> plz com in avatar
<Avatar> no
<HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you |
#8064 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert"
<minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you" |
#8086 (-1/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DilleMMa> heyyyy eyyyy baby ouuu ahhh i wanna knowwww (oooowwww) if youll be my girl
<Iceman> DilleMMa: sure, i'll be your girl
<Iceman> DilleMMa: what do I have to do?
<DilleMMa> wear a skirt, shave your legs, paint your nails and get your period everymonth |
#8143 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bieeardo> GURPS!
<Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore! |
#8192 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Joe_> gheybot, life?
<gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal |
#8243 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`docno> trance get a job
<TranceStar> jah-bbb?
<TranceStar> whats that? |
#8246 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.
<JtHMx> *shrug* find out
<BathTub> I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'
<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi |
#8324 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL
LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> LOL
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it |
#8370 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya." |
#8410 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
«@Aquavette2k1» whats it take for a man to get some nude hot teacher porn |
#8412 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/
<Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(
*** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http://help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm))) |
#8427 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid
<Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed |
#8434 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...
<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?" |
#8437 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact.
<Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation
<drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave
<drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you
<Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none
<thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny
* Medrawt relies on pheremones
<drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human |
#8461 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mandi> kaff still looking at dicks?
<Kaff> nah sharks
<Mandi> same diff
<jamesn> cocks with teef
<Kaff> yeah they all make you bleed in the end |
#8469 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<helminthes> that's like one of those dennis miller jokes.. no one gets it, no one cares then everyone forgets about it and an afghan woman dies of heatstroke |
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