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#7555 (-1/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it.
#7569 (-1/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants
#7570 (-1/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<foop> shower --hot --wet &
#7576 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men
#7587 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?
#7612 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork bork!"
#7661 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...
#7705 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
#7707 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.
#7714 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?
#7719 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
#7723 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
#7724 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
#7770 (-1/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
<Destruct> ?
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
#7795 (-1/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
#7806 (-1/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
#7817 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures screwin around
#7820 (-1/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
#7863 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"
#7912 (-1/219) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"
#7925 (-1/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations
<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right.
<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.
#7978 (-1/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI.
<AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy?
<chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge
#7988 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Prescient> from the ladies, for my impending birthday, I want nekkid selfpics
#7998 (-1/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool
#8001 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool
<mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing
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