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#7016 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> 6 files have frag fucking freakin faggin fucked up filname formats
<Ac3d> ok..say that 3 times fast..outloud ;)
#7027 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha
#7034 (-1/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
#7041 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice?
<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how?
<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear
<Kash> He wiped the blood on
<Kash> fucker
#7067 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day
<Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day
*** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...)
<Naivete> and harassed the christians.
#7094 (-1/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!!
#7113 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes
<@AgentAce> because they got soul
<@AgentAce> err sole
#7114 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jujubei> heh. i actually did try shaving it once. it leaves f0kking RED BUMPS
#7139 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive
#7163 (-1/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me
#7167 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt
#7222 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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#7272 (-1/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining
( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Lev       ) but you ddr like a motherfucker
#7299 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok
<Lord-Data> lol
<Lord-Data> till you find the penis
#7300 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend
#7358 (-1/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB> alchohol
<HrdwrBoB> is
<HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz
<Fryboy>   er
<Fryboy>   thought that was necter
<HrdwrBoB> nah
<HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
#7423 (-1/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?
#7424 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<abs-topknot> hey guys
<abs-topknot> what is a clit?
#7437 (-1/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks
#7439 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see
#7508 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory  :(
#7529 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit
#7530 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow
#7533 (-1/401) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup
#7544 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle.
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