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<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"? |
#6395 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit |
#6398 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled |
#6409 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool |
#6436 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking! |
#6450 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music |
#6455 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people |
#6469 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue |
#6481 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite |
#6563 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico |
#6592 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes |
#6605 (-1/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window |
#6630 (-1/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference. |
#6653 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns |
#6658 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit
<meiso> dog turds? |
#6660 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN
<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ? |
#6666 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM
<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....
<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :) |
#6687 (-1/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision |
#6774 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me
<AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself? |
#6858 (-1/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.
Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena. |
#6875 (-1/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN
networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel] [password],
and I'll fix it for you! |
#6886 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]'
[madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae |
#6979 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones |
#6990 (-1/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<turi_sama> i am so excited about this movie i am gonna karate kick my brother right in the face, while she is on top of a stair case so he will fall down a flight of stairs and hopefully break his hip!!!!!! |
#7010 (-1/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason |
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