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#5414 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cool__G> I can define 1/0
<illusionz> liar
<BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality |
#5418 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia |
#5438 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin?
<Alexander> Human EXISTANCE
<Spooky> Righto...only that?
<Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really.
<Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking.
<Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing)
<Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling |
#5465 (-1/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call
<moose> "do you have a ccna?"
<moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME
<moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans"
<moose> sigh |
#5482 (-1/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<foo> You got to think like a poet.
<cain> I think you're a cunt. |
#5514 (-1/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money |
#5530 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK
<Spooky> Send her my way when your done
<Anton> will do
<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed |
#5577 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model |
#5665 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spooky> CUNT
<Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder.
<Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version
<Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions. |
#5731 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to
<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains? |
#5747 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in |
#5895 (-1/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year |
#5920 (-1/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3 virgins /msg me (I HAVE TO VER/RIP FIRST) |
#5921 (-1/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something? |
#5926 (-1/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women
<Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos
<k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex
<k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through |
#6051 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC
<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL. |
#6085 (-1/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz |
#6088 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack ) |
#6177 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kitty-> I WANT DSL!
<adm> dick sucking lips? |
#6185 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file |
#6187 (-1/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has |
#6194 (-1/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys. |
#6198 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that blow people the fuck up? |
#6214 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady |
#6300 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure |
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