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#4627 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.
<Khross> YES
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE |
#4654 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob? |
#4701 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :) |
#4734 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon |
#4754 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it" |
#4757 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo |
#4759 (-1/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube |
#4760 (-1/201) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit |
#4783 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what? |
#4842 (-1/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn
<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing |
#4849 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid |
#4869 (-1/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing
<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled |
#4878 (-1/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram |
#4880 (-1/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair |
#4900 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick |
#4901 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside |
#4913 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns |
#4914 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago |
#4919 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT |
#4936 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site |
#5069 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt! |
#5242 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels |
#5351 (-1/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with.
<brad-> And find hot dates.
<LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter.
<LkTruth1> Or a large man.
<brad-> A little girl suitable to make another. |
#5389 (-1/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans |
#5409 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de
<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.
<AK[coding]> But in a few months...
<AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal. |
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