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#28711 (263/411) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :( |
#13250 (242/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in
<@fraggle> one for each angle
<@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster |
#21682 (219/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point |
#32692 (315/495) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Idiot has quit IRC
<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day... |
#114138 (237/371) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ +Drathmar ] sometimes I hate using 2 keyboards at once
[ Trekkie ] pebkac
[ +Drathmar ] pebkac?
[ Trekkie ] problem exist between keyboard and chair
[ +Drathmar ] o.0
[ +Drathmar ] what kind of problem could exist between the keyboard and chair |
#123702 (278/436) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kojispruke> Oh man.
<Kojispruke> So one of my cousins had a baby, rite.
<Kojispruke> "he's so cute" "Yeah, whatever, he'll grow out of it." "No he won't." "Uh, Michael Jackson was a cute baby too."
<Kojispruke> And then she stopped talking to me. :( |
#129406 (176/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@matt-o-rama> i told somebody on youtube to "euthanize yourself"
<@matt-o-rama> they reply "that only works for dogs, stupid" |
#149797 (508/810) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PSOAddict> ugh. I even have all of the requisite social skills to be liked, according to wikipedia.Comment: #xkcd
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#294707 (562/896) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Zac378> yo, you guys still playing xbox?
<@tet> I got off but I'll go back on if you want to play
<@tet> wait you have halo 3 right?
<%Zac378> nope, I got xbox pajama pants...not an xbox 360 for xmas -.-
<@tet> that's like giving an Ethiopian a picture of food
<%Zac378> lmao |
#295197 (408/646) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<huy> I didn't even know I knew 20 positions.
<Swick> There's a poster at the mall with sex positions on it.
<Crazy> Swick: That's an iPod ad. |
#301762 (278/436) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Reunech> I threw up into my own pants once.
<Dan> ...
<Dan> I...
<Dan> What? |
#302136 (142/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@CESSMASTA> "rape risk rise for cambodia women"
<@CESSMASTA> i like alliteration and all but that headline strikes me as a tad unprofessional
<@dbelange> Cambodian Cooch Caper Count Climbing |
#305915 (62/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lolth> Apparently at some point the city designer got a fetish of one-way streets, and unless you know your way around, you're in for a big surprise...
<Crazy-Cabal> How do you have a fetish for roadways? I mean I even accept jet planes getting it on but...
<Midwoka> Roads have curves...
<Midwoka> ...Though, depending on your sexuality, you might be put off by the man-holes... |
#307010 (152/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rooshoes> what uhh
<rooshoes> what kind of sex do you imagine us having
<a_boy> 1 sec phone call
<rooshoes> yeah nice and quick
<rooshoes> "im cumming!" *click* |
#307586 (157/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doctor_pork> D'
<hollyfax> you began to cry
<hollyfax> but both your eyes disappeared
<hollyfax> or
<hollyfax> asian pirate
<doctor_pork> was that a haiku |
#308868 (264/416) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<crikes> connection issues: the musical
<crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately
<crikes> this continues for two hours
<crikes> it proves to be a massive hit |
#308906 (265/417) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop
MiX: wait, isn't it noop
MiX: like
MiX: no-op
cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop
cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy
cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes
cyborg_ar: whenever can |
#309636 (63/93) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jano> Last time I ordered pizza the delivery chick got stuck in the elevator for an hour.
<@Jano> And when she got out she told me she didn't have my pizza.
<@Jano> It was great.
<@Lorkki> did she eat it
<@Jano> No. She just didn't have it. She had the wrong stuff.
<@Jano> They hadn't even made it. |
#9326 (268/420) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.
<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother. |
#7701 (269/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed |
#1289 (324/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC. |
#4602 (232/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english? |
#3407 (329/518) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha
<timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME
<timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages' |
#33754 (255/399) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in Tennesee. the guy was trying to tell me information over the phone. i aksed if they had a website and he goes "Well, I didn't offer to give you our website information because I didn't think you had internet in Indiana."
* phoxxy was like WTF!?
* phoxxy has a T1 in her home mother fucker
<Puchu> indiana has no internet
<GorgeousOrifice> Indiana's all backwards and shit
<phoxxy> when I told the guy I had a T1 at home, he goes "Is that like dial-up?"Comment: logged on #fark
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#35000 (284/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HowlinMadMurphy> And.. AcidRain.. Man, life's pretty sad when all your good memories are of the internet.
<znutar> hahaha
<NOOU|Sleep> Not really.
<NOOU|Sleep> Almost all my memories are on the internet.
<NOOU|Sleep> ...
<NOOU|Sleep> Holy fuck that's depressing.Comment: Discussing old times.
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