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<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K |
#8100 (305/476) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<meta> blegh
<meta> the internet is bad
<meta> bad bad bad
<meta> I tried to talk to a woman
<meta> but she sent me nude pics instead
<meta> I didn't want them
<meta> but I took them out of courtesy |
#39041 (166/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@robbie> hmm, i'm roasting marshmellows with my lighter
<@robbie> is it safe to eat something with lighter fluid in it?
<@efnex> sure, just wash it down with a nice can of paint |
#40323 (224/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is developed by surfing the web and misdiagnosing your own illnesses, according to a new study.
03:32:21 [Rn] i'm at a loss for words
03:32:22 * Rn googles
03:33:11 [Rn] oh my god i have Motor Neuron Disease |
#41112 (217/335) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vsync> cool, just rented Brazil
<a_0001> inflation down there is that bad? |
#51075 (286/444) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Affinity> You're friends with james, therefore you must have a double-digit IQ.
<[i2]dErF> i dont have icq |
#52346 (248/384) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...." |
#56361 (298/464) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
AMPlifier47: I have so little room left on my computer
AMPlifier47: I tried to save a 200-character .txt file
AMPlifier47: and I did not have enough free space
AMPlifier47: I just deleted an empty folder to make room for it. |
#57132 (373/583) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<emdee> And never, EVER... allow your girlfriend to share a computer with your wife.Comment: #wasteland
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#73363 (321/501) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Wordsmith fights with a video
<Wordsmith> ... having a Codec moment |
#75184 (263/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again
Clay: I'm currently writing to you from an internet cafe here in Japan
Clay: ... why are there tissues in this cubicle?
Clay: ... why are there ads to porno web sites in the men's bathroom?
Clay: ... why do i think I should have brought a tarp to sit on? |
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<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get
<tharaka> not if youre a banana |
#40381 (305/479) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<squeakymewmew> We lost power last night. A transformer exploded in the parking lot.
<PartiallyClips> Autobot or Decepticon?Comment: AIM convo
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#48616 (243/377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<doopidub> euh, now compiling kernel
<doopidub> how long does it take?
<Phlip> doopidub: usually no longer than it takes to make a cup of coffee
<doopidub> okay, brb making coffee
<Phlip> as long as you include the time it takes to grow, roast, etc the coffee beansComment: #blenderchat on freenode
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#61143 (293/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Teh Cranny: What if someone came up to you at random and said "I need pants"?
Sharp10390: I'd take off mine and give them to them so that i too could share the glory in asking for pants. |
#74351 (279/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Merchelo> no one uses cd's
nosmo> You ever wonder where mp3s come from?
nosmo> Your parents didn't give you "the talk" |
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<Kitty> I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. |
#139721 (362/568) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<justin> shipped mah package
<justin> if you know what I mean
<jake> Shipping must have been cheap
<jake> if you know what I mean |
#295832 (43/61) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arkatera>"Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML"
<EsuriatCorinths>Haha, owned.
<EsuriatCorinths>Never trust a toddler.
<EsuriatCorinths>all toddlers are chaotic neutral
<EsuriatCorinths>Well
<eIat10s>Wonderful description.
<EsuriatCorinths>Very occasionally you will find a chaotic evil toddler
<EsuriatCorinths>All are chaotic, though. |
#302037 (187/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kkstrong> saying if my absolute max budget is $5000, how expensive of a car can I get :/
<incluye> $5000 |
#302239 (137/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bofh> how did little endian come about anyway?
<tgies> ok you know about the original sin right
<bofh> like big endian seems fairly obvious as it's how we typically read numbers, and it was also used by the TCP/IP spec
<bofh> as in the trig function?
<tgies> no the biblical original sin
<tgies> god showed up
<tgies> and he was like
<tgies> ok, since you guys are dillholes and dont know how to fucking listen
<tgies> from now on you have to work for your food
<tgies> childbirth will be painful
<tgies> and you'll have to work with this fucking stupid god damn system for representing numbers where the least significant byte comes firstComment: wgiowrb.dyndns.org #animutation
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#305937 (192/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+BigEndian> Perl is like a freak fapping in the park
<+BigEndian> from afar you wonder what the hell it's doing
<+BigEndian> but when you get close you wish you never inspected it further |
#14103 (297/464) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply? |
#14582 (255/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay
<@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl |
#19317 (269/419) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MOONKISSED> you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd be rich
Quasadu> moon: If I had 10 cents for everytime a man in a spacesuit came up behind me, gave me a weggie and said he loved me, i'd have forty cents |
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