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<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/ |
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< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without being sarcastic? |
#112620 (220/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kickass_5> google books?
<kickass_5> never heard of it
<HiLander> which one?
<HiLander> google or books? |
#140944 (424/654) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dav Lister> Zedo, a half blind five year old african orphan,has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
<Arctanis> Thats sad Dav
<Dav Lister> give a small donation of two pounds and we'll send you the video. it's fucking hilarious |
#294559 (360/552) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Fantasy) I blame that evil midget in rehab
(@Fantasy) headbutted me in thr balls
(@Fantasy) and he was perfect height
(@Fantasy) his head was literally crotch height
(refused) who the fuck even does that
(@Fantasy) after you spend a month making midget jokes
(@Fantasy) to a cocaine addict in rehab
(@Fantasy) than on family/friends day having all your friends make fun of his midget kind
(@Fantasy) he came up and said something like "stop shitting, dog"
(@Fantasy) I laughed
(@Fantasy) he said you want to start something
(@Fantasy) I said say it to my face
(@Fantasy) and LAUGHED
(@Fantasy) he headbutted me in the balls
(@Fantasy) I was on the ground
(@Fantasy) crying
(@Fantasy) so he squatted down and said "stop messing with me"
(@Fantasy) right in my face
(@Fantasy) and since then I've been afraid of midgets |
#295110 (106/156) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lync> oooooooookaaaaaaaay that was weird
<Lync> I just got called by someone at random who just went "what...a...dick...you...are" then hung up
<Lync> someone I don't even know amusingly either o.o
<TR> Sounds like they know you though. |
#297717 (314/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChromosFel|WoW> i can't see how people feel they can judge WoW without even playing it
<Z-Ramm> i can't see how people feel they can judge crack users without even trying it |
#305292 (58/86) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<marshalldavis> new pet peeve - users registering with our site who have a www prefix on the email address
<marshalldavis> this one had his resume as a wps and stuck a .doc on the end...
<BadMojo> I started using PDF after finding out that many recruiters/headhunters were changing my resume. They didn't typically have access to tools to edit my PDF.
<RangerRick> I always send mine in a custom binary format, zipped along with a text file of the spec on how to implement a parser
<RangerRick> it's a custom variant of UNICODE, called UTF-13
<tyler_wylie> RangerRick: nah it should be UTF-|-15| ( absolute value)
<BadMojo> I hand over a platinum plate, laser etched with my resume, and attached to a replica of a voyager space probe.Comment: #opennms
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#305364 (60/86) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k2OS> whaddayaknow.. it's the end of the world.. Duke Nuke'em Forever is going to be released on may the 3rd...
<k2OS> [link to official site]
<Shusoran> hey Ted, k2
<Shusoran> yeah, finally
<Shusoran> the world will end
<TedEBear> so, where's the betting pool on it not actually coming out? <laugh>
<Shusoran> I'm sure it will
<Shusoran> but I want them to delay it one more time
<Shusoran> and say it's for old time's sake |
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< omegacfx> in russia the age of consent is 100 dollarsComment: freenode - #anapnea
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#311581 (55/81) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dysk> I began experiencing an unintended consequence ever since I put a lot of my old crappy MIDI music on SoundCloud.
<YelseyKing> ...what?
<dysk> Random people have been liking specific songs and following me, for an incredibly stupid reason.
<YelseyKing> Oh noes. People *like* your music? Dreadful.
<dysk> They have automated bot-type abilities to search for, and like, absolutely any song with specific words in the title, regardless of the song's content.
<YelseyKing> Oh. Hah. Dumb bots.
<dysk> Stupidest thing I've ever heard.
<YelseyKing> Yeah.
<dysk> So I have a few songs with the word "Party" in the title. I get notifications from out of nowhere about these accounts that like my "Party" songs, so I'm curious about these accounts and look them up. They also like tens of
thousands of other songs and audio files with "Party" in the title, from disco to hip-hop to political rallies.
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> Bots are so dumb.
<dysk> I tell you, nothing gets a dance floor moving quite like a Bob Dole speech from 1996.
<YelseyKing> Oh yes. |
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<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale) |
#1565 (255/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something |
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<wild> i just asked a girl out
<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :|
<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go |
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*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript
<rmah> greetings fellow humans
<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
<JibberJim> fair point. |
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<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complainingComment: #distributed on Hashmark
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<@god> i love how google always puts celebrity deaths under the "entertainment" section. |
#46072 (218/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year
<Shakeman> the K key stopped working...
<Shakeman> it's very hard to search for keyboards online when the K key doesnt work |
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<Valdek> rofl
<Valdek> my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice
<Valdek> and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!"
<Valdek> and threw a pregnancy test box at me |
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<SaxxonPike> so i'm wiring up this playstation to db25 (parallel) converter.
<SaxxonPike> since i'm gutting out an extension cable and resoldering, the solder gets funny with new wires.
* turm0i1 has joined #idle
<SaxxonPike> and every time it was like...
<SaxxonPike> i couldn't get it to fit
<SaxxonPike> it just wouldn't wrap around like it was supposed to.
<SaxxonPike> no matter how hard i tried pushing it in, it was pretty damn resilient.
<SaxxonPike> and when i did get it in, it flowed over the edges sometimes.
* turm0i1 has quit IRC (Quit: Saxxon, get your fucking mind off your primal urges just ONCE THIS WEEK PLEASE. I got NO time for that shit cause I'm at work)
<SaxxonPike> solder is a funny thing, you know. |
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<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had gone by when I noticed that the timestamp on when a friend had signed off messenger read "2006". |
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Dizzy: so i was talking to my bro down in his room right
Dizzy: and i look down and see an empty condom wrapper
Dizzy: and he knows i see it
Jak: lol
Dizzy: he goes "i bought them just in case, and i tested one"
Dizzy: what does he mean by "tested"???
Jak: oh god |
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gravybythepint: dude, this girl is of such low moral fiber she doesn't even know what sin means
D1ckhead Dan: Opposite over hypotnuse
gravybythepint: i hate you |
#55092 (276/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd
<BSDaemon> why?
<pwn> because its preventing me from joining
<BSDaemon> I bet. That's usually what bans do |
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<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch
<Teloch> NC.
<guyadams[serious]> North korea?
<guyadams[serious]> or north carolina
<Teloch> Korea starts with a "K", in case you didn't see that. |
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