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Taimur: Oh man so funny story.
Taimur: I've been playing Day of Defeat a lot lately.
Taimur: One thing that annoys me about it is that whenever I switch windows, it crashes.
Taimur: So recently it's been minimizing randomly, and then crashing when I try to get back into the game.
Taimur: It was very frustrating I thought steam was just being dumb for minimizing it.
Taimur: Then I noticed something:
Taimur: I had the voicechat key bound to "alt"
Taimur: and the score key bound to "tab."
Taimur: and then I realized that my game minimizing seemed to coincide with me checking the score while talking. |
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<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person
<Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?
<Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them. |
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<idsif> you're smarter than the average american
<ascian> of course. i'm canadian. |
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<auntbunny> meandthespacebarhadanargumentandnowwearenttalking |
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<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this morning.
<Chris[ni]> cool, what did u get
<Chris[ni]> a bike? |
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<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV.
<Acidsmoke> Is the TV ok? |
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<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence?
<dager> ROFL
<dager> BECAUSE
<dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE |
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<Moushi> My friend is over
<Moushi> And he's ion thye bathroom right now
<Moushi> And he's been in there for a loing time
<Moushi> And I can hear... sounds
<Moushi> What do I do
<BHedL> jump in there with no clothes on but womens undergarments and a scary rubber mask
<Moushi> But he would ejaculate in terror all over me!
<BHedL> well, then you start a fetish porn site
<Moushi> His dad's a lawyer
<Moushi> He would sue me
<BHedL> nah, with the immense amount of money you´ll be making off of your ¨crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae¨, you could just hire him as your own lawyer
<Moushi> hahaha
<Moushi> Yeah, but then he wouldn
<Moushi> 't be my friend
<BHedL> how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big scary rubber mask on?
<Moushi> How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick him in the balls?
<BHedL> theres no money in that
<Moushi> You make a compelling argument. |
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<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker?
<mreta>: I think that will make the form look ugly...
<dooyod>: so, your sacrificing ease of use for overall good looks???
<mreta>: yes, i think so.
<dooyod>: my friend, welcome to the next level of web development. i'm proud of ya' |
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<seg2> irony is calling yourself a genius and misspelling it. |
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<rooster> i think it's sad when a family is torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs |
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< fydo> i wish i had a kitty :/
< grelli> fydo: our friends across the hall have kittys
< grelli> it's the best plan ever
< grelli> we visit and play with them
< gaius> we play surgeonComment: "gaius" is a bot that randomly says things.
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<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour. |
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Ganon: That magnet in the finger idea sounded really awesome, minus the idea of getting some sort of poisoning from the rare-earth metals
Gayo: oh oh dude
Gayo: What if you were a woman and you had MAGNETIC BREAST IMPLANTS.
Katt: I guess that would make you really attractive
Ganon: ... |
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<titaniumone> A customer came into Best Buy and very clearly asked me where the "Black CD's" were. I assumed he was just your average ignorant racist so I brought him to the rap section, at which point he freaked out and had me get a manager so he could get me fired for being racist. |
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<EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm
<EricTheRed-> just put the box under the laptop and compile something
<`WarpKat> ... |
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PartyGirl1450981: so I was watching this porn, right?
PartyGirl1450981: and I was really getting into it
PartyGirl1450981: and then I found out it was actually two guys fucking
PartyGirl1450981: then I came
PartyGirl1450981: does this make me gay?
GoKillPeople: Yes.
GoKillPeople: ...What are you doing tonight? |
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<@John> I hear that it's really helpful for your speech and pronunciation to take your top off on webcam....something to do with the shirt constricting your voicebox and the extra internet traffic ensuring good ping |
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<@Rjx> how the fuck Newton figured this shit out without the internet is beyond me
<@Rjx> in my first year I had a lecturer who would make us all say "we're not worthy" when he put a picture of newton up on the screen
<@Rjx> he'd actually stop the class until people played along
<@Rjx> quite a few of the class members were international students from saudi arabia, they'd never seen wayne's world
<@Rjx> so he actually set them a homework assignment to watch it |
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<Flickerdart> See, Russian doesn't have an X. It uses ks instead.
<Flickerdart> It saves room in the alphabet for more useful letters.
<Flickerdart> Like 3. |
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<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way aroundComment: #nesdev
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<lungfish> nothing worse than a 30 year old who thinks hes really smart yet has accomplished absolutely nothing
<JDigital> lungfish: I thought you were 28Comment: #raspberryheaven
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<Sylnai> I once wrote a game for DOS which provided tactile feedback if you had your hand inside the printer |
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<+Erik> oh yeah, isp seems to be having routing problems recently as they're adding peers
<+Cronus> peer pressure |
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<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. |
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