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<~Trixar_za> We should make a drink right
<~Trixar_za> And name it "Responsibly" |
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<clueless> remember when I said we'd have a government soon? well the negotiations just blew up this weekend
<horm> so no government for another 500 days?
<horm> did the prime minister not see his shadow? |
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<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog |
#309833 (40/54) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day |
#312 (407/605) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close! |
#5301 (7282/11152) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded? |
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<randz27> shut up Jessie
<randz27> i got yer ip remember
<Jessie> oh dont stuff my comp
<randz27> Jessie dont push me
<Rendiew> haha, randz27, you're on windows, what are you going to do to her?
<Rendiew> ping her a lot? :P
<randz27> wanna see?
<Rendiew> ooh, you downloaded winnuke then? :P
<boredman_007> brb but logging
<Rendiew> cool, boredman_007
<Rendiew> watch randz27 ping timeout as he attempts to packet someone off.
<randz27> wtf your next Rendiew
Quits: randz27 (ircx@=eRdja477-89.lns1.mel2.internode.on.net) (Ping timeout) |
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<laurent> i went to go support a user earlier
<laurent> turns out this hottie in the sales department was having mouse problems
<laurent> and shes talking to me while wearing a veeeery revealing top combo
<laurent> and she goes under her desk to unplug the mouse and turns out shes wearing a thong under those tight pants
<laurent> think unsexy thoughts. think unsexy thoughts. no boner. no boner. uhh lets see if the cidr is /26 that gives me 6 bits to play with which is 64 minus two gives me 62 usable hosts on the subnet
<laurent> *whew* no bonerComment: Just another day at the office...
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<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the afternoon, thinking she's pregnantComment: #adium on Freenode.
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<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a 17 year old?
<d4nny> I don't know
<froggie> see.. that's going to get you in big trouble, one day |
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<Malygris> Hey, interesting. I just got an email offering 20% off rabbits.
<Malygris> So I clicked it. I like rabbits. They're cute, and I have lots of other animals anyway,
so a rabbit or two might be cool.
<Malygris> Turns out that "rabbit" is apparently some sort of slang for neon-coloured dildos with
anal stimulators.
<Malygris> Good prices, though. |
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<@feem> i had someone claim to me the other day that pi was the longest irrational number in existence
<@feem> and someone else said no e was
<@feem> and i stared at them |
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<coldradio> if you are gonna rip on green day for being "lacking in creativity" or some other shit like that, what is so special about what you are doing? are you making music? are you getting up on a stage in front of thousands of people and performing songs that have over a hundred notes to be memorized? no.
<whoopiecat> you don't have to be able to cook to know that something tastes like shit |
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darkkittengod: whats ur favorite kind of asian?
spectr060: female |
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<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40
<your2ndgirl> just a word of warning
* your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard |
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*** Soopie has joined #perl
<Soopie> I HATE PERL
<Soopie> ITS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A REAL LANGUAGE
<Soopie> WITH ITS OBFUSCATED PUNCTUATION AND CRAP
<fr_gment> length q bless glob and print chr oct ord q mkdir m and print chr ord q xor x and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q map m and print chr ord q qw q and print chr ord q each le and print chr ord q my alarm and print chr oct oct ord uc qw q for q
<fr_gment> Soopie: Run that. No punctuation at all. Nice and elegant.
<Soopie> ...
<Soopie> IT PRINTS FUCKING "GO AWAY"!?Comment: Run it and see!
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<Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour
<Rose> and this girl wanted a tattoo on her lower back
<Rose> and she told the artist "yeah, I want something symbolic"
<Rose> so I wrote "Exit only" in chineseComment: #applegeeks
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<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today
<red_ryan> i was doing good until about 15 minutes in, then a fucking TON zerglings came out of nowhere and pwned the fuck out of me
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<red_ryan> btw, what does "kekekekekeke" mean? |
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<Dextrose> you ever taken half a pill?
<molly_mushroom> yeah. twice. |
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<Gothic_CatGirl> Blaine the Australian?
<Gothic_CatGirl> wtf kinda boyfriend is that for barbie?
<Gothic_CatGirl> My barbies were lesbians.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Don't you fucking dare quote me. |
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<Shloom> OMG
<Shloom> FUCK
<Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam
<Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle
<Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man
<Shloom> D:!
<Shloom> FUCK |
#30608 (322/476) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<God> my car broke
<God> so my dad bought me a 100 dollar geo metro to use until its fixed
<God> 1994
<God> 70,000 miles
<God> runs great
<God> i got hit by an 18 wheeler first day driving it and the guy gave me 300 bux on the spot
<God> hes like "no please i dont want to deal with cops or insurance" "how does 200 sounds" ...."uhhh.." "ok fine 300!"
<God> "i guess that works"Comment: #xbox, irc.irctoo.net
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<luqin> senior year
<luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams
<luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy
<luqin> they start talking about music
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot"
<luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional
<luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive"
<MadHack-> heh
<luqin> 30 seconds of silence
<luqin> sales guy goes
<luqin> "I'd eat her ass"
<dave__> HAHAHAHAHA
<MadHack-> ahahahahaha
<erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA
<russur> HAHAHAHAHA
<dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade |
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<Major_Tom> anyone know if you can do anything with the USB port on a cable box?
<Major_Tom> I googled, but found nothing
<drwiii> i'm no expert, but maybe you can plug a USB cable into it. |
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<ZS> Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
<Kevyn> What's scary about heaven?
<Phantomlord> dude, christians hang out there. |
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