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#31363 (401/579) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Roadie> i wonder how come i eat an eat.. sit around all day
<Roadie> never gain weight
<Quiky> Because the scale won't go up any higher.Comment: weight
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#30527 (397/573) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ? |
#29948 (277/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Znutar> Sometimes those things seem less like "Peer to peer" and more like "morons to me" |
#26407 (321/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
<Wes> hahahah
<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night
<Wes> Ah come on
<kolby> nah man, seriously
*** Jacob has joined #e/n
<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot? |
#25612 (362/520) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me |
#15697 (280/401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH
<EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account
<EFudd> Hi Jason,
<EFudd> Can U pl... Create this account Immediatly.
<EFudd> User Id : crapolla
<EFudd> Password :crapolla
<EFudd> Other Info
<EFudd> 1) User Full Name:Claudia Rapolla |
#18593 (349/502) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert!
<count^> jon isnt a pervert.
<hello_c> how do you know?
<count^> because im one, and he's never at the meetings. |
#63089 (334/480) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight
<Surt> never tell a woman you love her while staring her square in the breasts
<Surt> bad times follow |
#59503 (383/551) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-[A]lucard- [Global Notice] Dear whoever is talking to Nickserv about "death cheese of heaven" and "ok go now" .. your messages aren't going to their intended target.Comment: irc.surrealchat.net
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#56866 (314/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Turkey367: Your chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero. Free drugs and low voilence. In the US, there are random shootings everyday
mentalpeter1212: that was the stupidest thing ive ever heard
mentalpeter1212: "the chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero"
mentalpeter1212: there is a 100% if you live there...
Turkey367: Do you know anyone that has died in Canada?
mentalpeter1212: ...
Turkey367: EXACTLY!
mentalpeter1212: i hate you |
#52911 (287/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Damian> Ever since my male cat died, my female one won't leave me alone.
<Damian> I think she's lonely without him.
<Ren> I think she just wants to get laid.
<Damian> I think you need to shut the fuck up about my cat. |
#48515 (451/651) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dimethyl> ya u guys are sooo much cooler than that other chan/server i chat in
<dimethyl> oops wrong chan |
#42655 (311/447) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Geoff> I caught my son downloading a file called 'hot redhead takes it up the ass and loves it'
<Geoff> I was appalled
<Geoff> She was blonde and was giving hand jobs :( |
#40420 (282/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Pokey> dude got fired from his job missing one day of work
<Pokey> ONE
<Pokey> in which he tried to get someone to cover for him
<Pokey> his sister was having a baby
<Pokey> but yet
<Pokey> they fired him
<bl4kwid0w> oO that's pretty harsh
<Pokey> well, to be fair, he lied about his sister having a baby so he could enjoy some alcohol with me
<Pokey> but still
<Pokey> they dont know that |
#5411 (321/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH. |
#1498 (252/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys |
#8285 (310/445) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there. |
#12347 (294/423) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera. |
#29639 (301/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN
(@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED
(@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu
—› quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) (~ssmith@SirScoots.user.gamesnet) (Read error: EOF from client) |
#26289 (359/519) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants." |
#22393 (293/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation
<gothik> shit happens
<Adam^> not for him. |
#18957 (317/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.) |
#16786 (282/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet. |
#104211 (427/619) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ALGORYTHM: my vps is genius, i can't ping it or access it but it's sending me emails saying email is down |
#178044 (115/161) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@tesko> the bartendress at the strip club i went to said the champaign room cost $100 for 15 minutes
<@tesko> i immediately said "i can't last 15 minutes" |
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