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#40103 (281/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Recursive Badger> I have started playing Doom 3, but it's a little too effective...
Slacker> Heh
Recursive Badger> I generally have to cower in the corner for 5 mins before I can work up the nerve to run down a corridor
Recursive Badger> Though running along, screaming madly and firing at anything that moves is proving quite effective... There's a whole load of boxes and random pieces of architecture that won't mess with me again. |
#23871 (321/448) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SJr> You know since bash has gone down, I have gotten a girlfriend, started eating right, and started actually trying in school, I have an essay do and I actually started working on it?
<@magtec> sjr, you know bash is back up right?
<@SJr> *sigh* there goes my future... |
#17271 (351/491) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death |
#311081 (54/70) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full)
<~LexPro> IRONY |
#310743 (46/60) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0de> Notice to IT staff. As of today administrators are strictly forbidden from assigning passwords which are not randomly generated. Assigning users passwords which contain obfuscated political statements (example NRA43V3R! , 084^^4=L|Z4RD ) will be grounds for disciplinary action.
<l0de> so there's another thing I ruined for everyone
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<l0de> for like 6 months straight I assigned every user the password: "password187!
<l0de> and everyone was logging into everyone else's accounts and creating havoc
<l0de> it was gr88 |
#306442 (286/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
#xkcd, approx. five minutes after a discussion involving quantum mechanics:
(DerpNauce) I love how #xkcd-masturbation is completely empty
(Random832) wait
(Random832) how did you manage to observe a channel in a completely empty state
(ellipsis) aaaand we're back to quantum mechanics, awesome |
#302530 (315/439) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apophis> Somalian radio stations have banned certain songs
<Apophis> my first thought upon learning this was, 'they'll still be played on pirate radio'
<Apophis> then I punched myself |
#301012 (361/505) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloomp> isaacx, I have a challenge for you!
<isaacx> what?
<gloomp> Try going ten lines without using a question mark!
<isaacx> my lines?
<isaacx> or in total? |
#300375 (454/638) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jspath> woohoo perl 5.10 and // !
<abryan> hey jim are you using the // operator?
<abryan> I've been avoiding using any 5.10 features... but I guess we can start since we're running it most everywhere now
<ben_alman> i use the // operator in javascript
<ben_alman> whenever i encounter some of jim's code
<ben_alman> i just use that operator and everything works again |
#299900 (127/175) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@pyna> i read a survey of all the ways they spell khadafi
<@pyna> theres dozens
< pgp> the only thing gadaffi is good for is testing regular expressions
< pgp> M[ou]'?am+[ae]r .*([AEae]l[- ])? [GKQ]h?[aeu]+([dtz][dhz]?)+af[iy] |
#311122 (77/103) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone? |
#310890 (62/82) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Odthin> dammit i just came out of the closet as a grammar nazi
<milaga> they are a little more fun than the grammar marxists
<Odthin> grammar marxist, do they try to share grammatical mistakes with the whole community
<milaga> but not nearly as fun as the grammar maoists
<milaga> who just say lmao whenever you try to correct them |
#309876 (81/109) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Shawn> I've got 500 feet of cat6
<%fbs> waddafux u has so muc hcat6?
<+Shawn> fbs: Nobody was using it
<+Shawn> So I figured I could not use it better than anybody elseComment: #darkscience
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#308830 (159/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a bunch of dirty looks while at the cash register. I didn't realize it until now that I had bought knife blades and halloween candy at the same time. >.<Comment: #CoS
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#138941 (449/633) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Siege> oh dear lord
<Siege> i might have fucked up bad
<Siege> i was taking this test in my anthropology class and the question asked about the last common ancestor between chimpanzees and humans
<Siege> im pretty sure i accidentally wrote something like "although they share many similarities, the humans and chinese branched off into different species ages ago"
<Siege> instead of chimpanzeesComment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
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#308436 (135/185) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<derpcat> I only program when I want to automate some task
<advi> why the fuck else would you |
#306002 (135/185) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
thoriumchameleon: !seen goldfinch
Sploosh: goldfinch was last seen in #LFS-support at Fri Dec 24, 2010 [04:45] GMT saying 'guys i heard a scream from down the road but im shitting bricks what do i do' |
#304897 (343/483) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Henry> i'm fine with girls
<+Henry> they just don't like me tbh
<%primality> that's normal, Henry
<%primality> girls generally dislike most people
<%primality> you have to get past their firewall of hormones and rage
<%primality> iptables -P GIRLS DENY
<%primality> that's their config
<sudokun> lol
<%primality> you have to invoke iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male -j ACCEPT
<sudokun> primality, that'd make girls whores
<sudokun> since there's no source identifier, they'd accept all males
<%primality> bah
<%primality> iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male --sname Henry -j ACCEPT
<%primality> ^ fixed
<+Henry> this is why I should never ask for relationship advice in #linux
<+Henry> but on the other hand, I feel like I understand girls a little better now O_o |
#197843 (154/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<toby> if you look up 'outer' on wikipedia
<toby> you are redirected to 'interior'
<toby> i didn't expect an article but come now
<toby> it looks like a wacky big brother logan's run type of thing
<toby> don't concern yourself with the outside! what's inside our suspicious utopian encyclopedia is all your life need be! |
#304590 (170/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life |
#303788 (97/131) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< the_wench2> Aikar: I removed --spider, but now I get files :(
< d3x> the_wench2, did you mean flies? |
#301623 (567/801) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stingray_> Update: the situation is grim, folks. The RIAA have brought soldiers and are attempting to break into our offices. We've holed ourselves up in the server room, but we don't know how much longer we can hold..
<Stingray_> DISREGARD THAT. THE RIAA IS GREAT. WE HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH THE RIAA. PLEASE CONTINUE TO BUY RIAA-APPROVED MUSIC THROUGH YOUR STANDARD RIAA-APPROVED RETAIL OUTLETS. |
#301607 (300/420) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mabbo> So, last night I discovered that my flatmate is functionally retarded
<Mabbo> Matt asked "Wait, which one is actually a star, the sun or the moon?"
<Mabbo> Keeping in mind, this is a guy who is in uni to become a primary school teacher.
<stiglet> Was he drunk?
<Mabbo> Stone sobre.
<Mabbo> Ben and I laughed, thinking he was joking
<Mabbo> he just stared back at us. "Seriously, I know one of them is, but which one?"
<Happysuggs> ...
<Happysuggs> SPECIAL
<Mabbo> I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps the standards to get into Uni of Edinburgh aren't what they were made out to be. |
#301487 (82/110) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
saltydog: i told you
thero: you did?
saltydog: you said youd go if someone bought you a drink
thero: stop talking to me when im drunk
saltydog: that leaves a 5 minute window each day to talk to you
thero: thats not my problem |
#297802 (437/615) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<John> i would really appreciate it if you would stop IMing my girlfriend.
<DevXen> i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. |
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