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<Silentbobby> !fap
<Silentbobby> whoops
<nawcom> heh what happens with the !fap trigger
<vasego> A kitten dies |
#310520 (17/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
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<chiper> if at first you don't succeed... |
#302466 (13/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> find out if she wants to bang, then bang her
<@Rjx> that should've been moses's commandments |
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<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me
<tress> you're grammar astounds me |
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<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths. |
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<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running |
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<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up |
#4792 (65/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid. |
#6704 (80/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters |
#42848 (60/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up
<Workdae> and i can say it without compromising details, and it'd still be hilarious
<Workdae> i'm not sure where this customer got this command, or who told him it'd update his server...but he ran this command thinking it'd update his server:
<Workdae> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda bs=1M
<Workdae> (if you value your data and you run linux, don't test it to find out what it does)
<Workdae> anyway, he put in the ticket that the server had been updating for a while, and that now he can't connect to it |
#45024 (59/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
•›› Topic: [[klined]] changes topic to [FLEA at MIT June 19 | I love teh mirc | trojans and viruses and spyware, oh my | weak passwords lead to cookie dough icecream]
[@nmx] cookie dough ice cream?!
• @nmx changes his password to nmx |
#13545 (77/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific |
#15716 (52/188) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil
<dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <TinkerARSMail@tinker.af.mil>
<dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice
<dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for problem: OPERATOR
<dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.
<dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil |
#22703 (62/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<uSa-> does anyone know of something similar to PHPnuke, but not as complex?
<[bn]ennoia> Check the toilet, next time you use it.
<[bn]ennoia> that's pretty similar. |
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<nForbes> ohh cool
<nForbes> i bet i've seen your hose
<nForbes> house* |
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<TheLarry> porn... exists
<TheLarry> it's hard to be motivated with so much free masturbation time. |
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*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupidComment: #fark on irvingnet.net
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#13446 (72/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women |
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<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that |
#20268 (75/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Torn> WHAT ABOUT WE CHANGE TOPIC, BECAUSE I DON'T GET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
<Bloodshedder> torn's feeble mind cannot understand what we are saying
<ph`> I agree with torn |
#28671 (77/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jayr```> my patience to those who are disabled like you
<rbastic_> You have the linguistic capabilities of a fetus. |
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<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed
<KArmA-> I figured you just stayed in the closet all the time |
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<[moose]KT> Quoting bash.org is like masturbating, people know you do it |
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<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian |
#863 (93/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar |
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