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<Zyradyl> So I've started working on an AI just as a side project. I want to re-hone my Common Lisp knowledge. It has been years.
<cjk> what kind of ai
<Zyradyl> conversational, might do more as time permits
<asaph> You do realize, back when you were a dude, and pry, you had a strong stance against conversational AI?
<Zyradyl> Don't worry, I put a noose around my neck whenever I start hacking at it, just in the event that something goes horribly wrong or I realize I'm a fucking moron.
<Lutmus> Zyra: Sounds like you're already an experienced neural network programmer. |
#33648 (92/348) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/ |
#39837 (47/165) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity |
#60520 (118/458) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> talking about buying gas in the liter is for pussies
<@Rjx> in the US they measure gas in how many middle eastern countries will need invading
<@Rjx> HEY YEAH PUT A ONE QUARTER IRAQ IN THAT THERE TANK |
#77 (108/416) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes |
#229 (103/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting. |
#269 (106/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell
n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc
n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping |
#442 (81/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh' |
#996 (75/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet |
#1224 (68/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX |
#2780 (65/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
*** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog
<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok |
#3105 (73/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control |
#3616 (75/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip |
#4867 (61/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps. |
#5699 (84/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual. |
#6891 (73/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk
<chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs!
<RazorX> so is she
<chemdog> doh!
<FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet?
<RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back
<FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that
<RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man |
#7214 (74/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove |
#7478 (66/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"? |
#8070 (69/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man. |
#9154 (84/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result |
#14389 (60/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho'
<MykBev> not if you smoke it! |
#15125 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert. |
#15634 (73/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read |
#28983 (98/376) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<germany> is it true that every girl and boy in france has to learn how to sew a white flag when they're in school? |
#103486 (47/171) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kcaj> Coworker goes "It semms like weed up here". I was like... "Maybe it is my cologne, here check this shit out, smell me", and they come over, I hold out my shirt, they take a huge whiff and go "Yeah, it is definitely your cologone".
<Kcaj> semms = smells
<Kcaj> sorry I'm high lol |
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