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<warbird> omg... the latest ooga-booga critical super important must install now security patch from M$ didn't require a reboot!!
* warbird faints |
#1087 (92/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda> OKAY, I'LL GO READ THIS HORRIBLE BOOK
<Seros> the bible? |
#1485 (62/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish |
#4056 (83/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks? |
#4099 (67/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows |
#8187 (59/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless. |
#11725 (62/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen |
#1158 (65/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> 84 of 127 emails...
<|Chris> god damn
<|Chris> aren't you popular
<maff> spamular |
#1266 (64/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass. |
#2167 (68/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels' |
#4659 (60/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas |
#5519 (62/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock |
#6742 (66/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes |
#7873 (58/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltu n g (gawd, I HATE windows) |
#8636 (51/191) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to |
#10660 (77/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!! |
#14084 (67/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ixnorp> saber has a job?
<Zanok> yeah
<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW
<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination |
#14753 (64/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<morbid> I had this plan
<morbid> i was going to join the band
<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
<morbid> it would explain it all |
#16464 (51/197) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you. |
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[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com?
[17:36] <ambr> kNIGits: no, it was taken down by a worm
[17:36] <ambr> GETTIT >? ??@!??@!?!@?!?@? |
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<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo
<@patsfan12> home?
<@patsfan12> your home?
<@patsfan12> neighbor?
<@vaL_> yeah
<@vaL_> nah, she was my cousin :( |
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[2:19pm]«@ bobmudd» i'll trade my g/f for your hd
[2:19pm] <SPLIT> hmmm
[2:19pm]«@ cdawg» heh i will trade mine for a rock...... |
#20493 (63/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire.
<jsi> HellFyre: At least that can enrage the French. |
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([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ? |
#25147 (56/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code. |
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