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« @mokujin_ » they should make sperm-powered cars. solve the energy crisis right away |
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<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him
<Stormgren> but she's a known oddball
<Stormgren> like if you broke up with her, you'd find squirrel skulls hanging on your doorknob crazy
<Jesus> cleaned skulls, or still bloody?
<Jesus> also, does that crazy translated into depraved sexual acts?
<muchomas> depraved or not, it'll end in tears
<Dopey> is she single? |
#37879 (68/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tenor> omg dude
<Tenor> i was at olive garden today
<Tenor> and my grandpa was there too
<Tenor> and he goes "hey, i didn't get a breadstick" (everyone else had)
<Tenor> then he goes "what am i, black?"
<Tenor> i almost died laughingComment: maybe we're all racists.... (from #tenor on irc.gamesurge.net)
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#39580 (47/175) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Brad> fuck
<+Brad> brb, anxiety attack
<@lat> lol
<@lat> last time brad had one of these
<@lat> the doctor said his first one was a warning
<@lat> and the next could possibly kill him
<fone> i hope to fuck that 'lol' you typed was a typo for "oh my god" |
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<Bubbaprog> what do you call a resident of tampa
<nephaft> hmm....
<Bubbaprog> it's not Tampan
<BeadGrl> tampian?
<Bubbaprog> actually
<Bubbaprog> it's tampanian
<BeadGrl> hmm ok
<aeonite> People from Tampa are hot, moist and full of blood
<aeonite> So Tampon sounds correct |
#37968 (52/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear. |
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nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet |
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<Origin> And I remote desktoped one of my coworkers computers and put lemon party on it
<Tezkah> ah, the wonders of technologyComment: #torchthebridge, slashnet
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#52781 (50/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
renegadeaven: I finally figured out what DDR is.
renegadeaven: It is reflex training for Japanese fighter pilots.
renegadeaven: They are planning to attack Pearl Harbor again. |
#54830 (76/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DesScorp> mmmmm
<DesScorp> chinese food
<DesScorp> don't know what I ate
<DesScorp> but it was good
<DesScorp> buffet!
<DesScorp> 83 different items!
<DesScorp> (82 of them probably some form of chicken)
<DesScorp> (I hope)
<KArmA> cooked cat looks remarkably like chicken
<DesScorp> so
<DesScorp> I can say I ate pussy then
<KArmA> you ate dead pussy
<KArmA> in a thick, gravy-like sauce |
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(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing... |
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<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2" |
#18641 (54/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kinderkid> my man is at home..... playing playstation.... and i was here looking on ebay
<kinderkid> best convo we've ever had
<kinderkid> haha
<ataribaby> hjahahah kickass
<stargroove> "convo"
<ataribaby> is that irc slang for phone sex in different rooms in the house?
<stargroove> yes |
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-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies. |
#29249 (64/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9. |
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<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise? |
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<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#) |
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<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis |
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<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway. |
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<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek |
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<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren |
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<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other. |
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<TrumpetSamurai> I live in OC.
<TrumpetSamurai> Kids start popping their collars here in, like, the 6th grade.
<TrumpetSamurai> It's a right of passage.
<TrumpetSamurai> You eat a Cinnabon while walking across the mall to Nordstrom's, then buy a pink polo shirt and pop the collar when you get it. |
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-!- sycobuny[telnet] [~sycobuny@cloak.hsd1.md.comcast.net] has joined #malkier
< sycobuny[telnet]> hi
< sycobuny[telnet]> it turns out there are no irc clients installed on larry's machine
< sycobuny[telnet]> typing the raw IRC still works though! |
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<Wendell> Who's that?
<Texture> qdb.us random quote
<Texture> it's like chatting on IRC
<Texture> except you don't have to chat
<Texture> and you just read the funniest parts |
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