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#39173 (35/117) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck..... |
#39708 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed |
#47251 (63/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasantComment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
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#48452 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xcham: you interested [in taking an amateur radio certification course]?
Nruuuuup: this is like HAM radio?
xcham: yeah
Nruuuuup: the old-fashioned audio only version of blogging
xcham: I figure it's a handy thing to have a license for
Nruuuuup: because...?
xcham: in case, you know, society crumbles
Nruuuuup: hahaaha
Nruuuuup: why do i need a radio to go looting? |
#50883 (82/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skreid> so i was trick or treating right
<GODLY> arent u a little old for that?
<skreid> fuck no
<skreid> anyway
<skreid> so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door
<skreid> and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the door, and the woman goes "what are you?"
<skreid> i go "a present", and she gives me candy. just as i start to walk away, she goes
<skreid> "who would want that??"
<skreid> and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH! BURN!" |
#52000 (93/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Bringa is going through his collection of Spanish guitar music to find something suitable for DDR
<Highlander> DDR?
<Bringa> ¡DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION! |
#15766 (57/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[markel(markel@i.got.shelled.at.shellyeah.org)] do you think if you walked down the street wearing a #unixhelp shirt, someone would eventually kick your ass? |
#16979 (57/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho
<mgt> i like reading stories now
<mgt> it gets my imagination going
<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true
<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
#17129 (67/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@! |
#18413 (84/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** mick700 was kicked by ChanServ (People like you should be hung from metal hooks and shot every three minutes with a handgun.) |
#20167 (58/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures |
#24048 (67/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts |
#31635 (62/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Timsquared> Well I was trying to fix my computer and I was talking to tech support on the phone, The guy from tech support says unhook all the cables and tell me when your done.
<Cyril_M.> And...
<Timsquared> Well, I started disconnecting the cables and suddenly the tech support died out... I just went SHIT as i just remembered that my phone line was connected to my computer... |
#32095 (75/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.Comment: #debian on Freenode
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#27254 (59/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syl_Aran> I won't be able to have sex, i don't have a condom.
<TheHumanCow> syl, use a duct tape condom
<Syl_Aran> O_o
<Syl_Aran> THC: fuck that
<TheHumanCow> exactly |
#1036 (64/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE |
#1978 (71/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass |
#2115 (80/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal |
#2315 (81/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheDeity> It's like there is a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up |
#2958 (64/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh
<BenK> no
<BenK> I race hardcore racers
<BenK> people with tinted windows
<BenK> and 20 inch rims
<datz510> Ben.. like other hondas? |
#3684 (81/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say |
#4827 (69/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180 |
#5927 (90/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore
<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning |
#11170 (66/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown
<niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters |
#11261 (85/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato
<ducks> WTF |
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