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#55173 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad.
<Keemo> no, thats ZionAlarm |
#55916 (68/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<r4v5> price: US $6.99
<r4v5> Shipping: US $7.99 -- US Postal Service Priority Mail®
<r4v5> At your local Skate Shop these bearings run for more than $15!
<r4v5> HOLY SHIT THEY DO ON EBAY TOO, YOU DUMBSHIT |
#13725 (68/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories
<Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies |
#15850 (71/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing that has happended to me in years....
<@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked
<ownsya> lol
<@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out |
#16210 (61/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then? |
#16683 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* MrTwix snacks Hekler around with a loose cannon
<h3kl3r> Hey, stop playing with my winkie like that !!!
<MrTwix> but its so tiny and cute
<h3kl3r> heh yeah...thats the same reason all the wimminz like it "awwwww! So small, and adorable. Can I pet it?" :P
<sunrpc> HAHAHAHA |
#21583 (73/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on? |
#25360 (84/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time |
#30523 (76/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets! |
#290 (104/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm |
#2272 (67/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;) |
#2424 (76/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete. Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills. |
#5755 (64/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
<@zartik> and he msg's me:
<@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.
<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =< |
#6986 (68/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in |
#8124 (73/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!
<Iceman> self satisifying? :P
<korben> hell no
<korben> its a very varied sex life
<korben> sometimes i swap hands |
#8529 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please"
<teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?"
<teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account" |
#8671 (83/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/
<c-rOCK> THEN DONT
<c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB
<c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM
<c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON |
#8888 (65/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator |
#1256 (78/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food. |
#3837 (62/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he. |
#4712 (80/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BombScare> W00T! im #1 on geekissues
<BombScare> im an internet superstar
<snag> now you got something to brag about to the ladies
<snag> before you pee on them |
#5511 (78/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Moses is now known as Cain
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro
<KeeperS> ...
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible
* KeeperS is moved to tears |
#7620 (78/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free
"compensation camps" |
#10497 (64/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time
<LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central. |
#36336 (52/184) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user. |
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