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<zb^3_> sektie
<zb^3_> i can't just stand here with my cock in my hand
<Workdug> start moving your hand up and down in a smooth, continuous motion
<Workdug> it feels really good after a while
<rpenguin> unless your hands are covered in habanero sauce :(
<goldfish> words of wisdomComment: efnet #okcupid
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<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something? |
#1543 (76/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda> I remember being in Europe
<Amanda> and I'd call shaft from payphones to ask if we'd gotten the channel back yet |
#1667 (73/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring |
#1869 (66/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<D\TOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg? |
#2956 (75/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days |
#4397 (81/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms |
#6802 (79/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex |
#9218 (71/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy. |
#14971 (73/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Erad> homophobics are gay |
#18446 (73/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet |
#19125 (80/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bro`> pikachu
<Racecraft> what?
<Racecraft> did you IRC-sneeze? |
#19137 (75/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills |
#20145 (90/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to fuck the "right girl"
<Fortis> I'm like
<Fortis> a romantic about it
<Fortis> but I say "fuck"
<Fortis> I'm all
<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the bitch's gash and pound her slush hole" |
#20819 (89/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<althalus> I am of the opinion that there is something fundementally flawed with an organism that is designed to bleed a few pints of blood once a month for most of it's adult life and not die.
<althalus> there is something very wrong with that. |
#25250 (80/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER! |
#32959 (92/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vinny> Too tight?? You can land a f***ing jumbo jet in there. |
#15825 (85/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted
<Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely completely fake?
<WeslyC> I hear ya man
<WeslyC> This is one of 'em.
<Moogboy> O_o |
#17373 (79/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome |
#17435 (78/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip |
#18884 (84/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
·bdjuf· Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
·bdjuf· Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
·bdjuf· "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?" |
#30053 (81/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it! |
#30521 (84/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada |
#34129 (80/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> MrPoush (~matt@dsl.76.171.networkiowa.com) has joined #jibble
<Monty> But what does MrPoush have to do with the price of fish?
<MrPoush> everything, Monty
<Monty> *horrified*Comment: Monty is a phrase-bot.
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#56727 (87/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whitetail> I wonder if the pope masturbates
<Haelo> WhiteTail: It's not called masturbation.
<Haelo> Whitetail: It's called 'self-blessing' |
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