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<zin> If i suddenly turned into a woman i'd quit my job and just feel my boobs all day |
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(+emil) hahahahahahshsahhahshahhhhhash
(@Spellbinder) hash?
(+emil) what?
(+emil) oh
(+emil) i have fat fingers
(+emil) so when i laugh on irc
(+emil) i press the s button too |
#31313 (75/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP! |
#32459 (102/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chestRcopRpot> i fly a roflcopter and drop lolbombs that cause lollercausts |
#1906 (75/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong." |
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<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian |
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<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow |
#4847 (80/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam |
#5017 (78/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!! |
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<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid |
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<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite |
#7940 (74/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3"
<kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing |
#33618 (93/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> if (age > 14) pork(); else give_candy(); |
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<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual torture and murder
<painiac> does she read them, too?
<pushead> she read the latest one
<painiac> hahahaha
<painiac> that makes it all worthwhile
<painiac> what did she say?
<pushead> 'babe, some guy here says he'll kill you and rape your corpse' 'is it painiac?' 'yes' 'then it's funny. laugh with me' 'your friends are stupid and crazy' |
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(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) dieComment: sherp is a tool
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<Morton> Joke time.
<Morton> What has legs but can't walk?
<sid> A statue?
<@onix> a table
<Morton> A CRIPPLE! |
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<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!Comment: #geekissues (pasted entry is from grouphug.us)
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< Necr0s-> What makes a woman's nipples hard for days?
< withnail> superglue
< El^JonBen> death
< Kobi> botox |
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<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like this -
<Luuseens> seller.echo ("Would you want me to add some water to your espresso?":
<Luuseens> me.echo ("No, ");
<Luuseens> //me.echo ("you dont add water to my espresso, ignorant bitch, cause then it becomes plain coffe.");
<Luuseens> me.echo ("thank you. :) "); |
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<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist |
#14908 (89/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer |
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<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff
<Baledood> oops
<Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key |
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<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what? |
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blade|uk: oh no
blade|uk: another AOLer
DONTGIVEU: uh yes
DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler
DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room
blade|uk: room
blade|uk: haha
blade|uk: typical AOLer
blade|uk: it's called a channel |
#24239 (74/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes |
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