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#21281 (75/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
PegLegPete PM: yo
PegLegPete PM: you there?
PolishPWRHaus: yea
PegLegPete PM: come over
PegLegPete PM: we're playing poker
PolishPWRHaus: nice
PolishPWRHaus: what time
PegLegPete PM: when everybody gets here
PolishPWRHaus: so when should i head over
PegLegPete PM: ... |
#28318 (74/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in. Why does it happen? What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above |
#31936 (78/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :)
<Biggs`> type /server mail to read it!
* X_Raided| has quit IRC (Signed off) |
#36759 (65/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@TheVirus) instead of head banging
(@TheVirus) i just scroll my mouse rapidly
(@TheVirus) same effect
(@NesO) lol
(@KillGod) haha
(@_razor_) lol |
#39504 (33/101) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<THX> i love this one. i told my friend when he went to jury duty, no matter what the case was, tell them he couldnt serve cause the defendant committed the same crime against him.
<THX> he got assigned a rape case. |
#40805 (66/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no.... |
#856 (85/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu? |
#1327 (71/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me |
#1424 (60/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag |
#3681 (76/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house? |
#3947 (75/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me |
#5479 (66/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from |
#8149 (79/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vertinox> >< jesus you eleetists
<Vertinox> i curse joe and anarch to die of prostate cancer at the age of 64
<Vertinox> you just remember that
<Soulflame> hehe
<Soulflame> DIE
<Exile> why not make it next year? curse them to die at age 14
*** Exile was kicked by Joe_ (I'm 17, jAckass.) |
#8266 (71/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kimbot tries to think like a hentai anime girl...
<Slant> Kimbot: Come up with anything?
<Kimbot> Damn. I just realized that I'm going to get sexafied by the next person that sees me. Again. And I hate my life. Why couldn't I be in some magical girl cartoon, where they stick to panty shots! |
#8368 (85/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
<Valvados> HEY
<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS |
#8409 (79/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it |
#8713 (83/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed
<fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin'
<aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle |
#9479 (74/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian' |
#10162 (77/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1 |
#331 (87/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there : |
#1432 (77/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school |
#1603 (97/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL
<pac> IN MY SCHOOL
<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC
<pac> AND HE STOOD UP
<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN |
#6716 (75/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.) |
#6785 (69/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego |
#6843 (66/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing. |
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