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<Sabriel> I think I'll shower and game a bit
<Sabriel> before working on hw
<KamikaziNinja> thanks for showing up out of no where to tell us
<KamikaziNinja> :P
<Sabriel> haha
<KamikaziNinja> HEY GUYS I THINK IM GOING TO IDLE TODAY. PROBABLY NOT GONNA TALK MUCH. JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW
<Sabriel> haha
<mike> I AM A WOMAN IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN AND I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT BEING NAKED WHILST WATER RUSHES OVER MY BODY
<Ignite> mike: half of the channel is gay
<mike> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
<Ignite> :D
<mike> Ignite, well, I guess you can speculate on what conditioner she uses.
<mike> :PComment: #80h on irc.80h.org
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#676 (87/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose? |
#2106 (82/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them |
#2899 (76/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month. |
#3752 (67/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here
<spazzer> actually
<spazzer> chew
<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
<ChewToy> she puts out!
<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass
<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
<ChewToy> :>
* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o |
#3817 (68/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music |
#4077 (76/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered
<eldee> ditto.. 2k per eye though
<eldee> i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :)
<enos> i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet
<enos> it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts
<BombScare> i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it
<BombScare> like 20 seconds and you can see
<eldee> BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast
<eldee> god bless america!
<eldee> or something
<BombScare> hah |
#6661 (69/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough |
#8928 (69/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective |
#1263 (72/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one
<CBA> Those were dog years. |
#1654 (73/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass
<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya
<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening... |
#3602 (64/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<Baby-d> :)
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa |
#3726 (65/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary
<Janus120> can i have one?
<zeepe> well
<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock
<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener |
#3887 (75/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action |
#5028 (65/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once |
#6764 (59/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :) |
#7352 (72/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right |
#7984 (98/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@primig> why is duct tape like the force
<@primig> it has a dark and a light side
<@primig> and it holdes the universe together |
#8530 (79/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
<cams> i have no idea
<cams> it might be my blindness |
#13033 (80/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good |
#13603 (68/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three. |
#14624 (67/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D
(Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true |
#17359 (63/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old isa sound card |
#21912 (55/185) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness |
#23802 (71/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend...
<Nanobot> My only friend is a sock puppet
<Nanobot> Lucky for me though, it has a hole in it |
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