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#28785 (83/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Melodie has left #interplay
<Sandman> D:
<Sandman> Damn.
<Sandman> I'm alone again.
<Sandman> Well, I guess there's nothing else to do...
<Sandman> *fapfapfap* |
#311085 (21/63) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kerio> i'm looking for a client that can use ecdsa account keys
<kerio> can be very barebones, in fact i'd prefer it
<kerio> initially i wanted to use gethttpsforfree but it doesn't support ecdsa account keys :|
<hl> kerio: My client supports ECDSA keys
<kerio> does your client do CSRs
<kerio> i'm all for the CSRs
<hl> no. Why do you need CSRs?
<kerio> because i measure my self-worth by how many openssl subcommands i can use in a row without having to check the documentation |
#2893 (72/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry" |
#4389 (69/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT" |
#6247 (79/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head. |
#8189 (69/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
<Soulflame> fdisk |
#764 (86/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++ |
#1905 (72/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing. |
#2026 (85/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me |
#2517 (75/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity |
#4207 (72/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :| |
#6864 (60/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio. He's not to her taste.
Rapunzel452: He used to be able to act. Then he decided he didn't need to anymore. I have little respect for an actor who lets himself get upstaged by a ship.
hetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object in New Guinea, scares some folk. |
#7322 (76/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow |
#9186 (77/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D |
#10000 (69/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm. |
#10805 (74/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that
upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
-dsp, nz2600 |
#11718 (64/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass |
#16489 (87/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR
<zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING
<zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY |
#19477 (61/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Normandy) apparantly, and i was told this on good terms, that girls refer to other "physically challenged" girls as "sparkly"
(+Normandy) when lads would simply say "ugly as fuck" |
#22108 (70/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<K8> well the theme was aincient history
<josh_ip_te> oh,
<josh_ip_te> and you went as a viking?
<K8> and my friend had some home made costumes
* josh_ip_te wouldve gone as a black michael jackson |
#22325 (75/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower |
#36180 (45/147) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sahal> 6 million ways to die
<sahal> choose one
<mETh> i will
<sahal> i choose MSpaint |
#39529 (36/118) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating
<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened
<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the table"
<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..."
<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time
<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting. |
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<Moon_Doggy> thankfully the little red lines keep me from sounding drunk |
#214164 (24/72) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
AbortedFetus has left irc.slashnet.org (Ping timeout)
<orbofwisdom> man that was a good burger
<Kitsune> O_o
<Kitsune> did you.. eat... AbortedFetus? |
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