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<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?
<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend? |
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<Palindrome80> (oh. my. god. josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)
<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic) |
#8496 (69/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dodgelap ] fuck
[dodgelap ] work didnt put my pay into my account
[dodgelap ] wtf is goin on ?
* Synoptica thinks of 'Milton' from office space |
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<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?" |
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<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk) |
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* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory
* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o; |
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Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."
Brianetta_afe > and this continues:
Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."
Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind. |
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<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com
<ScumDog> wish me luck
<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about |
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-!- dantheman [pirc@pcp749465pcs.manass01.va.comcast.net] has joined #geekissues
<ahaning> what's with comcast's hostnames? pcp? manass? |
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<spongebill> it's a vicious circle... I have qdb open in my browser, can't stop reading random quotes, then I remember to turn back to IRC, see that somebody posted a link, it opens in a new tab, I look at it, close the tab and there I am, back at qdb |
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ec0 R 1: i just LOVE spending money
suburbia37: but hopefully you'll be making it back in spades
ec0 R 1: whatever that means... lol
suburbia37: right now i'm picturing people throwing shovels at you |
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TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire
TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would |
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<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers |
#30279 (77/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
* @Galadriel hides |
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* @cagey strangles the fuck out of the verizon guy
<@cagey> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER?! |
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VampiricVegan: did you know that man is cognate with the sanskrit verb root 'man', meaning to think?
VampiricVegan: so man means thinking being or something of the sort, etymylogically
VampiricVegan: etymologically?
VampiricVegan: etymology means the study of truth
VampiricVegan: so i'm pretty sure it's etymologically, because tymos is truth in greek
VampiricVegan: this has been your language lesson for the day
scythen32: did you know that the chinese common slang for prostitute is "chicken," because they sound exactly the same?
VampiricVegan: the words or the people and animals?
scythen32: yes |
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<mc44> dd, a dump, a data dump / read a line from standard in / $USER, the name I call my self / make - a long long time to run / .so a library that is shared / .ko it's not the same as .so / tee, a redirect with in and out / and brings us back to dd d d dComment: freenode: #ubuntu-offtopic
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<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows |
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ressedue: my boss told me yesterday... "I can't believe you told lashunda to not smile because it would mess the white balance up" ;D |
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<Travis> dang IRC is still laggin like a *****
<FoH> and stars are mighty lagged, being light years away |
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[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman |
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ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay
ned: i cant load gmail
Rabbi-Work: wow ned
Rabbi-Work: maybe you could say it's "ineffective" or "disfunctional" instead of using gay as a pejorative
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking dysfunctional
BONUS: im ineffective and disfunctional and take offense to people using ineffective and disfunctional as a pejorative |
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<+wowaname> was gonna do this
<~c4t> so much easier
* sv sets mode: +b File!*@*
* sv sets mode: +"<srig>,1 line
* sv sets mode: +b for!*@*
* sv sets mode: +e +!*@*
* sv sets mode: +xr(23):?*@uw. print
* sv sets mode: +b ^!*@*
* sv sets mode: +b SyntaxError:!*@*
<+wowaname> shit
* sv sets mode: -b File!*@*
* sv sets mode: -"<string>,l
* sv sets mode: -b for!*@*
* sv sets mode: -x(23):+?"*@ugw.i
* sv sets mode: -b ^!*@*
* sv sets mode: -b SyntaxError:!*@*
* sv sets mode: -i
<+wowaname> whatever the fuck that was
<+wowaname> hold on
<~c4t> lol what did you do
<+wowaname> fucked up the ircd
* sv sets mode: +y wowaname
<!wowaname> ugh |
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*** Anonymous is now known as Jayni
*** Jayni is now known as Jaymi
<Jaymi> i can't type right handed
<StoneCold> <shamlessbragging> i can type with both of my hands really fast </shamlessbragging>
<Jaymi> i can only type with my left hand
<Jaymi> i'm only half ambidextrous |
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<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device" |
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