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#32846 (96/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Akaramu> Don't question your god!
<Ricky> Blow me.
<Akaramu> ...
<Ricky> Wait, no, that is gay, don't do that. |
#868 (77/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here |
#2149 (64/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend
<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?
<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends |
#2819 (87/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak |
#4198 (85/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay? |
#6149 (86/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went *saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT* |
#6169 (86/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
รบรบรบ KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad
(houlie) why are you sad Korn
(houlie) its not harvest season yet |
#7220 (71/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin |
#8741 (79/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist |
#10992 (86/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed. |
#2351 (85/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now."
<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too?
<Morbii> :P |
#3452 (72/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll
<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"
<tobdude> LOL
<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price
<Blackmail> ew, a used one
<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either
<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail
<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
<aNuBiS-> hahah
<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll
<tobdude> thats so wrong
<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll
<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy
<CanOfSpam> oh |
#5703 (80/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.
<Epitaph> except it's not fun. |
#8851 (78/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge |
#10609 (83/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people |
#10911 (84/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure. |
#36814 (53/171) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)Comment: #ramen
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#37601 (62/204) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deedux> speaking of food, I don't get it
<Deedux> when I was eating like a fat ass, my dumps were all normal and, for the most part, pleasant
<KArmA-> that's not what your tummy says
<Deedux> but now that I've been exercising and eating salads and what not, my ass is like celine dion
<Deedux> indiscriminantly spewing excrementComment: #couch on EFnet
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#114641 (90/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AuntieEm> Bah, lots of men with ornamental balls :)
<^Da5id^> AuntieEm: yeah, they're called 'married' |
#17946 (74/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business |
#17961 (69/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa* |
#20602 (58/190) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events. |
#30616 (108/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head |
#13386 (86/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J-Zilla> ma$e became a preacher
<DarkSerge> wtf does he preach
<d> you idiot ds
<d> "I'M A PLUMBER"
<d> ds: "WHAT DO U PLUMB?" |
#19205 (77/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head?
<chrystopher2001> Yeah...
<MafiaItaliana> how long did it take for him to cum?
<chrystopher2001> shit...i lasted a long time
<MafiaItaliana> bet your mouth got tired eh?
<chrystopher2001> huh? wait a minute... |
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