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#49733 (120/418) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%Telal> Look, I'm sorry, but I guess it's tough to be civilized when you really want to murder and rape someone
<%Telal> it's a character flaw I guess
<%Telal> everyone has character flaws
<%Telal> get off my case
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> Well played, sir |
#50435 (76/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Panther: Play Civ4 until my eyes bleed.
Panther: Then wash them out and play some more.
Xeno: ...
Xeno: =( damn all I'm gonna do is have tons of sex eat pizza and watch anime..
Panther: X.x
Panther: You win.
Xeno: ::bow:: |
#56434 (86/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> George Bush wants to eat at that "New Delhi" that he's heard so much about |
#731 (87/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :| |
#1383 (79/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered |
#2790 (81/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet |
#3101 (79/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel |
#4243 (74/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch |
#5309 (70/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka
<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays |
#5603 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4 |
#6225 (74/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me |
#8075 (82/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great
<minkus> if only i could fuck them
<minkus> WAIT! I CAN |
#9567 (66/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option |
#102644 (47/145) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug
<Steven> and I had no ability to scroll up for some reason, so I was going to use 'less' to read it. I usually pipe the results into a file first, so I did
<Steven> make check > poop
<Steven> using poop as a temp name
<Steven> the funniest part was using the command
<Steven> 'cat poop'
<Miah> D:
* Miah scoops it up
<Miah> I had JUST cleaned this fucking harddrive |
#162080 (146/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drgone> if i had to listen to hans reiser for 11 days, i'd find him guilty too |
#294527 (67/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nqfud> the local supermarket has an almost completely deaf cashier with a poor quality hearing aid, so she just guesses what you are saying
<nqfud> I said "you walk like your vagina lips are swollen" and she decided to tell me how her christmas day went |
#141016 (144/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sephgara> I've always wondered something...
<Xan> What?
<Sephgara> If you stab a fat person, would you get fat on the knife when you pull if out?
<_Celador> Ah a question for the ages |
#300242 (90/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tunder> i'm not good in math but i know 4 minutes is not 240 secs |
#41867 (49/153) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the ugliest man I've ever seen sitting close to me
<(dank)> and he's got his hand over his drink, looking around at everyone really suspiciously
<(dank)> I walk over and ask "what the hell are you doing?"
<(dank)> and he says: "someone might slip one o' those date rape drugs into my drink" |
#48808 (81/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Gamefreak1337: I hardly notice any diffrence between 500 kbits and this connection
Gamefreak1337: unless i'm downloading something |
#55023 (76/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Xeno: I'll work for anyone who pays me enough and treats me good
Tony: how about I smack you around and pay you $5.15 an hour?
Xeno: haha i dont wanna do fast food |
#58792 (98/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[roint] oreilly books... i bought one on C, and my dad asked me why the fuck i bought a book about cows |
#61236 (106/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jre> semitic grrlz = hot
<jre> totally experts at head
<PigsCantFly> not to mention sound financial advice |
#61604 (101/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors
<@Rjx> trust them about as far as their expensive sports cars would go on a gallon of gasComment: #geekissues
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#20172 (82/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo |
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