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#6719 (69/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think |
#34527 (90/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods?
<kisama> nah dude i just play one on IRCComment: #geekissues
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#37289 (63/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again? |
#39665 (58/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ qwack ] k well i have to do the lawns now
 · · Nick : qwack : [ qwack|lawns ]
about 10mins later
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone wanna buy a weed wacker?
[ qwack|lawns ] needs some repairs...
[ Anthony ] whats wrong with it?
[ qwack|lawns ] anyone know where i can get a cheap front wind screen for a 91 nissan sentra?
[ Anthony ] hahaComment: weed wacker wouldnt start and the car was in the wrong place at the wrong time..
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#44955 (48/150) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch* |
#297086 (73/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< leth> gnufs: but that is already perfect, why would you need to change it?
< gnufs> leth: free software is not about perfection but satisfying your ego by modifying stuff for no reasonComment: #gnewsense on Freenode
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#11956 (86/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397 |
#14444 (67/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them |
#15224 (78/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge |
#15511 (78/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sex_e_chick> where do you work??
<Predddan> at work |
#17728 (86/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again |
#19478 (85/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads
<+Straylight> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
<+Straylight> FUCK YOU THEN |
#20867 (72/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want."
<DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger than you.
<DirtyPunk> ;)
<revolver> d'oh |
#22001 (65/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly |
#23226 (94/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sephy> this booger is colored weird
<Sephy> and it won't leave my finger
<Sephy> now it's on the q key
<Sephy> qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
<Sephy> die booger die |
#28633 (91/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tinks> ah i still remember when i got busted for drink driving...
"i swear to drunk officer im not god" |
#13937 (71/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat. |
#14460 (71/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here?
<alec_eso> i have
<[oQp]> how is it?
<carlsb3rg> They always come down |
#16589 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz |
#20395 (75/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@PHiZ> "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family."
<@Riyan|Work> "one eyed mutant children welcome here" |
#25638 (73/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH
<Nicklon> ·Aximili· => puberty |
#29666 (89/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@kurteh> think i just downloaded a virus
<@kurteh> ;x
<@kurteh> need to check0r
<@kurteh> but i dont have virus scannor
<@kurteh> link me !
<@FrozenFood> www.goatse.cx/loopback.jpg
<@FrozenFood> omg, i typed that out..
<@FrozenFood> i know it off by heart
<@FrozenFood> :( |
#29706 (85/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Charc> Requel Welch looks good holding anything
<Gangor> not now she doesn't
<Charc> she could be holding my dead grandfathers rotting, maggot ridden penis in her hands, and the photo would still be art
<Gangor> you sick, sick man |
#30339 (96/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle?
<Fenrir51> LOLOLOL
<Fenrir51> Rofl
<Krispy_Kreme> :(Comment: Yep he was indeed a newbie.
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#36277 (52/166) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<O-3> is IRC internet-based? |
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