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#11625 (107/360) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or something?
<GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what it's like to have racism effect you.
<\slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
<Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim. |
#297319 (26/76) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Samael> IRC i've found is a drinking game in disguise.
<Samael> everytime someone talks
<Samael> you drink
--- Ceo has changed the topic to: IRC: A drinking game in disguise. |
#35880 (66/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full of bad people..
<jimmiejaz> Archernar, I think that answear would be better answeard if you join #2,000
<-- Archernar (~Archernar@cache2.bnl.gov) has left #linuxComment: He asked that on 9 different channels....
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#54336 (105/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
«+ LassUlike » CTRL + ALT + D1337 |
#11924 (75/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses |
#12041 (99/331) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY |
#14019 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean |
#18850 (77/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ieatrocks> you know what i love?
<ieatrocks> WWJD
<ieatrocks> fuckin a
<ieatrocks> because
<ieatrocks> its all about how you think of jesus
<ieatrocks> so when im in a pinch
<ieatrocks> i say WWJD
<ieatrocks> and i think of jesus as a dope slinging disco dancing pimp ass mofo
<ieatrocks> and then i do it
<ieatrocks> jesus likes to kick things, slack off, and insult people
<ieatrocks> he and i would get along great |
#23443 (87/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: JediJawa (Quit: do you ever just sit around for a minute trying to think of a witty quit message and you can't think of anything so you type a long nonsensical message? Just me then...) |
#29054 (88/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet |
#30621 (76/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
<davidc> haha
<davidc> ok madog
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :))) |
#1044 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem
<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box into its own domain
<digdug> mwuahahahah
<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push the rock up a different wall for a while
<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down |
#1766 (81/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high |
#2923 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us |
#4416 (88/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath |
#8775 (83/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GC> i bought new disposable razors
<GC> they have two blades each
<GC> i am astounded
<xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades
<GC> and it costs more
<xen`> meh, it works good
<xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go through 5 razors |
#8924 (76/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH |
#10645 (74/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA |
#10979 (77/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :( |
#711 (108/368) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity. |
#1012 (90/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion |
#1813 (86/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh. |
#1940 (67/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left |
#2241 (88/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. |
#3634 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt |
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