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#310980 (27/77) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asterick> Does anyone ever feel like jQuery is kinda like bill cosby?
<asterick> Like, everyone used to REALLY love him, but then someone said "I was totally raped by jQuery" then all of a sudden everyones like "DUDE ME TOO" |
#18741 (77/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bludshed> dang
<Bludshed> my eyes hurt today
<Bludshed> ive never had to sit at the computer with my sunglasses on
<Bludshed> before now... |
#19338 (68/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular
PKDainichi> Yep. Well, if by "popular", you mean "easy". ;) |
#25637 (68/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration" |
#30642 (84/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tyme> u aren't cooking are ya?
<MaTriX-> i can cook damn well
<Tyme> so can I...I used to cook up hamslice in kuwait and give it to the iraqi kids tellling them it was chicken...I was such a good cook they never knew the difference
<Tyme> hehe, we did toss them fuckers alot of ham slice
<Tyme> I sure as hell hope there isn't an allah, else i'm fucked |
#11987 (81/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.' |
#13443 (86/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night.... |
#13458 (81/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face
<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language
<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks |
#13925 (71/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal mart
<@Jamie_M> THIS COULD BE FUN |
#19206 (74/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Corosion> smartass =P
<BBtB> Yes... yes it is
<BBtB> The penis is none to dumb either
<BBtB> in fact all my body parts would be catorgized as "above average" or better |
#28949 (79/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<G3-Game> wtf?
<G3-Game> sco linux license?
<G3-Game> i walk away to grill food
<G3-Game> and the world goes bonkers |
#29498 (87/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun |
#29512 (82/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AragornEstel> last time i was at a lapdance place i spent 700+ USD
<AragornEstel> XD
<Kiwi-chan> WHAT???
<CraiDt> ROFLMAO
<Kiwi-chan> XD
<Kashi> 700? holy sheite!
<Kiwi-chan> holy shit
<Factotum> But it was a classy place.
<kouha> roflmao
<Kiwi-chan> O_O u don't say...
<AragornEstel> well, not me alone... but me and my brother plus some business connection ^-^
<Factotum> The guys there were really hot, he said. |
#30277 (80/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> lk's tiny asian penis could never penetrate anything though
<J3anyus> an inch can't do much, buddy!
<LkAway1> Width > length
<J3anyus> LkAway1: if you only have an inch of length, width is worthless
<nylint> Lk has a dick like a tuna can |
#41026 (51/163) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ?
<Egofreaky> cartesian
<UnkNoWnOne> what the fuck is that >?
<Egofreaky> well, you get your X axis... then plot a set of distributed,
but linear, points along it... and then use it to find out the values of
certain 3 dimensional figures...
<UnkNoWnOne> huh ?
<UnkNoWnOne> whats ya tag ?
<Egofreaky> n^6/m2 |
#2053 (78/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake |
#2888 (84/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe |
#3078 (106/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"? |
#3556 (73/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks |
#4084 (82/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss |
#4355 (87/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Semi> What are you talking about?
<Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably. |
#6778 (72/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly |
#7124 (70/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to |
#8962 (73/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff |
#10946 (73/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks |
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