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#1023 (82/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit |
#1141 (81/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too? |
#1785 (81/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX |
#2415 (90/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia |
#2576 (77/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz. |
#4521 (84/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
<Alexander> hes just an actor
<Waldo> damn!
<Alexander> it wasn't real |
#4791 (73/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aaron> +v
*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron
<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?
<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)
<Aaron> +b
*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com |
#6204 (73/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies |
#8371 (85/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot) |
#9253 (90/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes" |
#9900 (79/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT? |
#36 (174/594) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create? |
#1346 (88/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Sakura02 rips Brentai in half and stabs one half with the other half. >:( |
#3944 (78/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html |
#4019 (111/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :) |
#5460 (84/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats
<gjvc> get in there first |
#5510 (83/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P
<Toen> yeah right.
<Toen> "she let me see her bra once"
<Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway"
<Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!" |
#6422 (67/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales" |
#7453 (95/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride. |
#7545 (83/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight. |
#9605 (82/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat |
#11251 (81/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me?
<Ryco> no =P
<Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB
<kesu-cho> what did RS do
<kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job?
<Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him |
#40653 (79/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Desh> GEORGIA SUX
<doughnut> so does your mom
<doughnut> like a vacuum cleaner
<doughnut> just sucks and sucks
<Desh> my dad told me stores of when my mom gave him head
<Desh> she likes to spit it out and suck it back in >__>
<doughnut> ...................wtf
<Desh> i know things im not supposed to know :( |
#49422 (89/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Gingetsuryuu) Arakasi: I bet that aint yur name.
(Arakasi) it is!
(Arakasi) just written backwards
(Arakasi) and with different letters ^^; |
#53205 (79/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving.
<Ren[Spriting]> His NES boxing game.
<Retro> he bit somebody
<Retro> oh |
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