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[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay |
#4399 (102/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target shooting like our neighbours to the south.. |
#5585 (80/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear.... |
#8451 (69/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for |
#53580 (87/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%DjdeepVibe> do you have "invisible" background?
<%DjdeepVibe> hard to read on black :P
<&Druadan> You should use less cuky colour schemes
<&Druadan> sucky, even
<%DjdeepVibe> i use console-style :)
<%DjdeepVibe> green on black
<%DjdeepVibe> it´s cool, and better for my eyes :)
<&Druadan> That's called the "I wish I was in the Matrix" colour scheme |
#57392 (118/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LabMonkey> for that matter, the unhappiness of *any* animal is never cute
<sektie> except java coders.
<LabMonkey> While members of the animal kingdom, insects do not qualify as “animals” in my book.Comment: #bifemunix
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#234739 (58/178) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< pegwole> hrm it's 64 degrees out
< Kajarii> cool
< pegwole> is it bad that when i read that i wanted to put a k on the end of 64?
< pegwole> god i'm such a geek
< Kajarii> Yeah, I'd have worried even more if you'd said it was 0x40 degrees out.Comment: #linuxcranks
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#296571 (32/96) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*Global* A novice srvx class will be starting in about 10 minutes. Please /join #class if you would like to attend and learn more about what features are available to you and how to use them.
<Fax> A cervix class?
<Fax> I wasn't aware you could get a gynecology degree over the internet |
#311199 (26/70) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the_map> I'm a bit upset that bash.org doesn't have anything like, "Ursula sets mode -v Ariel" |
#12122 (82/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz |
#14492 (95/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
<jtstocker> asshole |
#14519 (88/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky
<Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long. |
#16283 (77/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :) |
#16555 (98/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@E-vangelist> are asian masturbation jokes shorter? |
#18007 (67/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit |
#18340 (77/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves |
#18447 (66/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!" |
#29449 (81/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum |
#12339 (70/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory |
#21182 (91/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Cyber J: the reason why Canada doesn't have much of a military is because they havn't made over 20 countries hate their guts like their neighbors down south... I know, I live in America :( |
#21265 (98/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jotarou> Man I masturbate in the shower so much, I'm surprised a baby hasn't crawled out of the bathdrain |
#26264 (82/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't |
#36182 (56/172) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old today! I (Barhom) just wanted to congrat in some special way, and I thought of all of you guys helping me, I just need you guys todo this: /msg TheAvatar HAPPYBDAY!!!
(@Biggs`) what the bejesusing fuck
(@Biggs`) stfu
(@Biggs`) noob
... a minute or two later ...
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: Since you guys did a great job and accidently crashed TheAvatar's mirc he couldn't reply to you all and say Thank you! (He really wanted too) - Anyways you can see a early printscreen that he took only couple of seconds after the last msg here http://www.bullettimes.com/bday1.jpg
(@Biggs`) *accidentally* crashed, wtf
(@Biggs`) that was about as deliberate as it gets |
#36276 (51/155) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for allowing your DVD player to legally copy discs using only a length of rubber tubing and your own urine |
#38920 (70/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me
walker: wow
nathan: another point for destroying the world
walker: tell him he's a faggot for me
nathan: lol
nathan: we won't last a week, i bet
walker: yeah I know
walker: gay relationships founded on vegitarianism are always doomed
nathan: fuck I mean he, HE wont last a week
nathan: fuck you |
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